Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me
6/15/20261 hr 16 min
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First 90 secondsBert Kreischer· Host0:00
Hundred percent. Cheers. [laughing] So good to see you.
Tom Segura· Host0:06
Good to see you. That was a great story you told me.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:08
That's one of the best.
Tom Segura· Host0:10
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:10
It's Leanne.
Tom Segura· Host0:12
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:12
I am, I've never enjoyed my wife more than when her [beep] comes out.
Tom Segura· Host0:18
That's a nice way of saying that.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:20
Bleep that so that we don't get flagged.
Tom Segura· Host0:22
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:23
But it's, when she turns into a full-blown bitch, it's my favorite. To other people.
Tom Segura· Host0:28
Right, not to you.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:29
Not to me, I hate it.
Tom Segura· Host0:30
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:30
But when she does it to other pe- And she does it to me so often- Yeah ... that I'm almost, I'm almost numb to it. It's the way Black people don't hear their fire alarms going off.
Tom Segura· Host0:37
You mean smoke detectors?
Bert Kreischer· Host0:38
That's it.
Tom Segura· Host0:39
[laughs] [laughs] Do you think that's- People at dinner go, "Are you not noting, noticing the bitch going off?"
Bert Kreischer· Host0:46
I go, "Oh, I'm numb to it. I'm so sorry."
Tom Segura· Host0:48
[laughs] Yeah, I'm so used to this. Yeah, and I remember my dad, like, when we were growing up, my mom would be, like, such an asshole, and he would be so unfazed. And you'd be like, "Hey, man," like, "are you not clocking this?" And he'd be like, "What's that, buddy?" [laughs] And you're like, oh, he's completely disconnected. [laughs] He's zoned out of it.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:09
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:09
And that's how he, that's how you survive.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:11
Yeah.
Tom Segura· Host1:11
He survived by not engaging it.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:14
It's gotta be, I wonder if it's adjacent to, like- Smoke detectors ... like, and, and to, like, emotional abuse or a guy that cheats on his wife.
Tom Segura· Host1:22
Yeah, yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:23
And then they, she just goes, "What? I, it doesn't bother me. I have a great house."
Tom Segura· Host1:26
"I'm u- I'm used to it."
Bert Kreischer· Host1:27
"I'm used to it."
Tom Segura· Host1:28
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:29
I mean, she does it-