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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Party at Mr. Bernard's

5/27/20261 hr 2 min

On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast we’ve got a quaidum and we’re finally getting to Party At Mr. Bernard’s from Season 36 Episode 8 with the incomparable Robert Dinero in his best performance to date. If you ever wondered if we’d run out of episodes then the amount of time it took to get to this short should make you feel better. Of course Seth has a bullshit list to start us off and Andy tells us all about his HOT show that week many years ago. Sorry it’s late again! Enjoy! Party at Mr. Bernard's | https://youtu.be/G-vUVc-lEgo?si=pyq4IB2QxqkDwhxN Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Hims For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit /https://Hims.com/ISLAND for your free online visit. Good Chop Use code 50ISLAND to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at https://goodchop.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

De Niro Played A Corpse
Top Gun Tears Confession
Brine Bright Like Pickle

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    Glad to hear your voice is still not, not good, Jorm.

  2. Seth Meyers· Host0:02

    [clears throat] Is it bad?

  3. Speaker 10:03

    Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think.

  4. Seth Meyers· Host0:09

    Well, I've been, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van.

  5. Speaker 10:14

    [laughs] I do wanna talk about the van. But I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that.

  6. Seth Meyers· Host0:20

    I was... It's been, it's been like a month Like, for example, I know that I'm still congested.

  7. Speaker 10:23

    I can tell it's not top peak.

  8. Seth Meyers· Host0:25

    You kinda cheated though, because I just blew my nose, so now you're, you're looking for it. You know what I mean?

  9. Speaker 10:30

    I did not see that nose blow, though.

  10. Akiva Schaffer· Host0:32

    But did you guys listen to last week's pod? I felt like I've actually sounded the worst, and I think I still have it, where I'm, like, not breathing through my nose.

  11. Speaker 10:38

    I don't know, me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice no problem last week.

  12. Seth Meyers· Host0:42

    Yeah.

  13. Akiva Schaffer· Host0:42

    That's true.

  14. Seth Meyers· Host0:43

    And we would know.

  15. Akiva Schaffer· Host0:43

    But is, as, as much no problem as the previous weeks?

  16. Speaker 10:47

    Mm.

  17. Seth Meyers· Host0:47

    Yeah.

  18. Speaker 10:47

    Yeah.

  19. Akiva Schaffer· Host0:47

    Totally the same.

  20. Seth Meyers· Host0:48

    'Cause we time it.

  21. Speaker 10:48

    It's hard to know if that's about- [laughs] ... our fatigue or your performance, you know- [laughs] ... what I mean? Got it. You, you, you time it.

  22. Seth Meyers· Host0:53

    We are so hooked.

  23. Speaker 10:54

    Column A, column B.

  24. Seth Meyers· Host0:55

    We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on The New York Times, and we do it for everything now.

  25. Akiva Schaffer· Host0:59

    Right. [laughs] Okay. Well, I guess weigh in, I guess weigh in on the titties about it.

  26. Seth Meyers· Host1:03

    But you know what they say, Keith.

  27. Speaker 11:04

    Weigh in on the titties?

  28. Akiva Schaffer· Host1:06

    Weigh, [laughs] weigh in on the titties.

  29. Seth Meyers· Host1:08

    [laughs] Weigh in on the titties. [laughs] And take it away, Arnold.

  30. Speaker 11:11

    That's the episode.

  31. Seth Meyers· Host1:12

    Weighing in on the titties.

  32. Akiva Schaffer· Host1:13

    You guys are all East Coast, and you all seem like you're way, like, awake, jobbed.

  33. Seth Meyers· Host1:17

    Yeah.

  34. Akiva Schaffer· Host1:17

    Good to go. I'm like solo parent here.

  35. Seth Meyers· Host1:20

    Oh, man.

  36. Speaker 11:21

    10:07 AM.

  37. Seth Meyers· Host1:21

    I was moving rocks a second ago. Giant, heavy rocks, which is great, 'cause I also have a hernia.

  38. Akiva Schaffer· Host1:26

    Yeah, that makes sense for your body.

  39. Speaker 11:28

    It sounds like you were swallowing them.

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