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Behind the Bastards

Part Two: The Worst Team Owner in FIFA History: Uday Hussein

7/9/20261 hr 1 min

Robert concludes the story of Uday Hussein, football team owner with guest Molly Conger, host of Weird Little Guys. 

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Clips

Inside Uday’s Red Rooms
Murder That Lost Succession
Coach Beats Dictator’s Son
Penalty Shot Terror
Concrete Ball Torture
Eight Bullets, French Surgeon
Super Chicken Side Hustle

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First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    [upbeat music] Coolzone Media.

  2. Robert Evans· Host0:02

    [upbeat music] Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where the president has just found out about that Republican member of Congre- or the, the member of his administration, not Congress, who's been talking about teleporting places. [laughs] What's that guy's name? I spaced on him. I just read Trump's reaction, where he was like, "I don't know. What, he's talking about teleporting? What? I gotta get to the bottom of that. I haven't heard a [laughs] I haven't heard about that. That sounds kinda crazy." [laughs] [laughs] Like, it was a very, like, normal per... It was one of those every now and then you get those moments where Trump has the same reaction to something as, like, a normal person, and it's just, like, unaccountably funny. 'Cause he's- He's- ... clearly just hearing about it, and he's like, "He's saying what? Teleporting?"

  3. Molly Conger· Guest0:43

    [laughs] Yeah, what is that guy's, that guy's job? He works at, like, DHS now or something?

  4. Robert Evans· Host0:46

    Yeah. [laughs] Something important.

  5. Molly Conger· Guest0:47

    It's some kind of important job- [laughs] ... but he can teleport to a Waffle House- It's, it's- ... if he needs to ...

  6. Robert Evans· Host0:52

    re, it's really funny. Just seeing him react to it- I mean- ... is just clearly, like, he's... Who? What? [laughs] He's such a bad manager.

  7. Molly Conger· Guest0:58

    Does he know what teleport even is? [laughs] No. Especially because that news- I would know if- ... was from like a month ago ...

  8. Robert Evans· Host1:05

    I feel like I would know if one of my subordinates was claiming to have teleported to a Waffle House.

  9. Molly Conger· Guest1:11

    [laughs] You don't know what I get up to in my spare time.

  10. Robert Evans· Host1:14

    I don't, I don't. But I do know what things you claim to do. [laughs] [laughs] I, I at least pay that much attention. Um- Aw ... that's a big thing to miss. [laughs] Like... But hey, he's got a lot of work to do,

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