'Parents need to take responsibility!'
4/20/20261 hr 44 min
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.
Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco recco for you all to watch.
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First 90 secondsLuisa Zissman· Host0:00
[upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.
Anna Williamson· Host0:05
Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content, and you know you love it. You cannot turn a blind eye to this.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:16
There's a lot of DNA in that bath.
Anna Williamson· Host0:18
I've got you your own pussy pumps.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:20
You deserve a life. Like, what are you meant to do, not live your life because your adult child is throwing her toys out of the pram?
Anna Williamson· Host0:28
One of my biggest perks about doing Luana the podcast- Yeah ... and having our vast listenership is having my direct access to my own personal GPs.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:37
[laughs] I might just start telling people that I'm a prophet.
Anna Williamson· Host0:40
Well, I was gonna say.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:41
Oh!
Anna Williamson· Host0:42
Oh!
Luisa Zissman· Host0:42
[upbeat music] Good morrow.
Anna Williamson· Host0:50
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Luana Land.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:53
It's Monday.
Anna Williamson· Host0:54
It is. It's Monday, the 20th of April.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:56
Oh, my gosh. Do you know what that means?
Anna Williamson· Host0:58
Go on.
Luisa Zissman· Host0:58
April's basically finished now.
Anna Williamson· Host1:00
It means basically we're in the summer. It's basically Christmas.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:03
[laughs] It basically is Christmas. No, actually, like, how fast has the year gone?
Anna Williamson· Host1:07
Can I just say, I know it sounds like an old granny-ish thing, but yeah, it's like everyone goes, "Oh, where's the time gone?" But can you believe it, in April?
Luisa Zissman· Host1:13
Where's the time... Do you know what else today is?
Anna Williamson· Host1:16
Mm.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:16
The first time my children have been in school since February.
Anna Williamson· Host1:20
[clapping] This is a huge milestone.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:23
Uh, could I have some tissue, please?
Anna Williamson· Host1:24
Yes, you may. I am the tissue gatekeeper today.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:26
I just need one. Don't waste the tissues.
Anna Williamson· Host1:27
Well, you might need two.
Luisa Zissman· Host1:28
No, you're being... We're