Our surprisingly intrusive NFL thoughts
5/19/20261 hr 1 min
From genuine interest in the Steelers offense to enduring power of the league's evolutionary instincts, Robert Mays and Derrik Klassen find themselves thinking certain things in mid-May that they didn't necessarily anticipate. They dig into all those things on this episode of The Athletic Football Show.
Host: Robert Mays
Co-Hosts: Derrik Klassen
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 10:00
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Derrik Klassen· Host0:04
I, um, I can't stop scratching my downtown. Mm-hmm, yeah, but I'm not itching to go downtown and tell a receptionist I'm here to talk about my downtown. [gasp] Some things you'd rather type than say out loud.
Speaker 10:19
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Robert Mays· Host1:27
Welcome