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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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12/17/20251 hr 24 min

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YM...

Clips

Joyce’s Fart Love Letter
Illegal Brass-Knuckle Advice
Tactical First-Date Humor
Fart Mystery Solved
The 555-Foot Forever Roll

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 00:01

    Welcome- welcome- welcome to your mom's house.

  2. Speaker 30:05

    (Upbeat music playing) (laughs) (Limu Emu and Doug) And Doug.

  3. Speaker 00:15

    Here we have the Limu Emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. (paper rustling) Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug.

  4. Tom Segura· Host0:29

    Uh, Limu, is that guy with the binoculars watching us?

  5. Speaker 00:32

    Cut the camera. They see us.

  6. Speaker 10:34

    Only pay for what you need at libertymutual.com. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Savings vary. Underwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company and affiliates. Excludes Massachusetts.

  7. Tom Segura· Host0:42

    Uh.

  8. Christina P· Host0:43

    No, the fart mic. What are you doing?

  9. Tom Segura· Host0:46

    It's on your thing.

  10. Christina P· Host0:48

    Do you gotta fart? Come on, dude. Be a team player. (laughs) What are you fucking doing?

  11. Tom Segura· Host0:53

    Look at how you're doing this.

  12. Christina P· Host0:55

    What are you doing? You gotta do it. If you're gonna do it, do it right. (laughs) Whoa. (laughs) Wow. It's been so- (laughs) so long, and you finally are back, Doug. I'm so happy I had that on my vest.

  13. Tom Segura· Host1:14

    Yeah, me too.

  14. Christina P· Host1:15

    Perfect timing.

  15. Tom Segura· Host1:15

    It's important. Welcome to your mom's house. (laughs) You got a little, uh, sneak peek what happens behind the scenes- (laughs) ... before we record. Um. It should be no surprise to anybody that we're shifting the

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