Offcuts: NASA's Penis Sizing Problem, The Notebook Lied to Us & Are Women Over 40 Are Thriving
5/1/202638 min
Hey Lifers! Welcome to your weekend num num num num!
We chat:
- Kris Jenner has quietly pulled off the greatest momager flex of all time.
- NASA had a problem. Astronauts were choosing the wrong size for their in-suit urine collection device (yes, the penis pee bag).
- Younger men are actively choosing to date older women. Ben weighed in with his own answer that wasn't in the article!
- The millennial propaganda we all fell for
- And are 40 year olds aged out of coachella?
⏱️ TIMESTAMPS
- 00:00 — Intro
- 01:53 — Kris Jenner's trifecta
- 05:55 — NASA's astronaut penis sizing crisis and the genius rebrand
- 12:33 — Why younger men are choosing to date older women
- 23:04 — The millennial propaganda
- 32:12 — Is Coachella actually age-gated or is this about women specifically?
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First 90 secondsLaura Byrne· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:12
I'm Brittany.
Laura Byrne· Host0:13
And this is our Off Cuts episode. It's all of the shit that ended up in our group chat that we wish we could've talked about on the podcast, so we made an episode for it. It is the little nommy, nommy, nommy, nommy, nom noms.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:24
Nommy, nom, nom, nom.
Laura Byrne· Host0:24
It's gonna get... Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. That's gonna get you into the weekend. Brit, I have a question for you, because I've been staring at it the whole time that we've been recording today. Why does it look like you have the insides of a lobster on your desk?
Brittany Hockley· Host0:38
Where? The insides of a lobster on my desk?
Laura Byrne· Host0:42
I don't know. It looks like two dead prawns in the bottom right corner.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:45
[laughs] I can assure you I don't have a lobster on my desk.
Laura Byrne· Host0:48
Is it just me? Am I the only... Can someone zoom in on Brit's lobster? [laughs] Like, why is it- Where? The white and orange thing in the corner. Go there.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:56
That's a hair tie.
Laura Byrne· Host0:58
It legitimately looks like a crustacean.
Brittany Hockley· Host1:00
[laughs] Sorry, you thought I'd had a crustacean on my desk this entire time we're recording? Yeah, that's my pet lobster. [laughs] That's what I have over here at Well, it didn't look like it was doing too well.
Laura Byrne· Host1:08
It looked like the dead insides of a lobster.
Brittany Hockley· Host1:10
Look, can someone... That looks like a Moreton Bay bug. No?
Laura Byrne· Host1:15
Okay.
Brittany Hockley· Host1:15
Can I just say, it's concerning, the fact that we've just recorded for two hours already, we've done other episodes, and you didn't think to say, "Why is there a lobster on your desk?" over a two-hour record.
Laura Byrne· Host1:25
'Cause I was saving that content for this episode. I didn't wanna blow my load on the Ask Uncut,