Offcuts - Is Your Partner a Plastic Bag?
5/22/202647 min
Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend!
We chat:
- Laura's post-baby hormones are cooked
- Conservatives are calling Alex Cooper's pregnancy a "gotcha moment"
- Kylie Jenner wore a ponytail to a basketball game and TikTok called it a revolutionary new hairstyle
- The plastic bag partner
- Neutrogena dropped Hayden Panettiere under a morality clause after she spoke openly about her postnatal depression
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 Intro
7:30 Conservatives vs Alex Cooper
18:56 Kylie Jenner's ponytail
25:10 The plastic bag partner
34:20 Neutrogena fired Hayden Panettiere for speaking about her postnatal depression
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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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Transcript preview
First 90 secondsLaura Byrne· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:14
I'm Brittany.
Laura Byrne· Host0:15
And this is our Off Cuts episode, where we bring you all the stuff that we've been talking about in the group chats, or just like between us, like the comment that someone left that said- [laughs] ... that we were trying to make nom happen, like fetch. I don't even know. What did it say, Keesh?
Brittany Hockley· Host0:28
[laughs] You need a bit of context.
Laura Byrne· Host0:29
[laughs] Okay, it's a Spotify comment.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:31
The comment says, "The nom... Is this like trying to make fetch happen?" said in a Gretchen voice.
Laura Byrne· Host0:37
And what I would like to say to that- Stop trying to make nom happen [laughs] It's not gonna happen. What is the handle? Who wrote this?
Brittany Hockley· Host0:44
It does have a full name, so I don't completely wanna out them.
Laura Byrne· Host0:47
No, let's not call them out.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:48
We're just gonna go first. Lauren.
Laura Byrne· Host0:50
Okay, Lauren, what I have to say to that is nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. [laughs] Welcome to our little noms today. [laughs] And we hope you enjoy the little nom nummies that we have made for you. Nom, nom, nom, nom.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:59
Someone called Grace said, "Agree." [laughs] [laughs] Also for you, Grace.
Laura Byrne· Host1:02
Thanks, Grace. [laughs] That's my little side serve for you as well, Grace. Nom, nom, nom.
Brittany Hockley· Host1:06
It's actually insane to me- [laughs] ... the things that people get angry about. Like, we have produced, I don't know, what- I don't think anyone was angry ... 1,400 episodes, and people are, like, calling us out for saying nom nom at the start of an episode? That's [laughs] insane to me.
Laura Byrne· Host1:19
No, I don't think anyone's angry. I think they're right. And, uh, to that I would say, yes, I am trying to make nom happen. What about it?
Brittany Hockley· Host1:25
No, we're not.
Laura Byrne· Host1:25
Okay?
Brittany Hockley· Host1:26
She's a cool mum, not a regular mum.
Laura Byrne· Host1:28
Can I, [laughs] can I say something,