Offcuts - Can You Publicly Say That Someone Was The Worst Sex Of Your Life?
4/17/202638 min
Welcome to Offcuts, your weekly delivery of everything that caught our eye, wrapped in a light, fun package to kickstart your weekend.
This episode is bittersweet- it’s our final one with Britt for a while before she heads overseas!
In true Britt fashion, she’s leaving us in a whirlwind of chaos, including the minor detail of forgetting to book her own farewell dinner at one of Bondi’s busiest spots.
We chat:
- Britt forgets to confirm her own going away dinner!
- Apart from the drama of MAFS, Britt has another bone to pick with the MAFS Australia Cast
- Jo Malone ‘surprised and sad’ after being sued for $370,000 for using her name on fragrances.
- Scientists have located a SECOND male g-spot?!
- Gleb Savchenko slams ex Brooks Nader as ‘worst sex of my life’
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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne
Produced by Keeshia Pettit
Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley
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First 90 secondsLaura Byrne· Host0:00
[upbeat music] Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:12
I'm Brittany.
Laura Byrne· Host0:13
And this is our offcuts episode, where we bring you the num, num, num, num, nums. Keisha's actually bringing a num [laughs].
Brittany Hockley· Host0:19
Keisha, stop eating. We have to get out of here in 45- I'm hungry. Yes, we all just ate on our lunch break except Keisha. I didn't get a lunch break. Yeah. They work me to the bone here. [laughs] Your chips has been here as long as our wraps and chips and we all ate.
Laura Byrne· Host0:32
Poor Keish.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:33
Although you did, that was a really well timed little num, num, num.
Laura Byrne· Host0:36
It is a, a delicious episode that's gonna get you into the weekend. If you also have some hot chippies like Keisha does, enjoy them, sit back, relax. This is all the content that we wanted to talk about on the main episodes this week, but it didn't make it, so we talked about it in the group chats instead, and here we are.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:52
I'm kicking off with, you may have heard earlier in the week that- This is not news.
Laura Byrne· Host0:56
This is n- this wasn't a headline.
Brittany Hockley· Host0:57
This is news But it was in our lives. It was slander. It was, it was a headline in my life. You may have heard earlier on the main episode, we made a bit of a joke. It was a joke, but also wasn't a joke. I had organized- Brittany's crying inside. [laughs] I'd organized, like, a little dinner with a few different groups of friends to come together. It's like a farewell dinner, right? Like, I'm only gone for a couple of months. Farewell is a stretch, but it was like, "Hey, let's just have a quick dinner before I go." Everyone forgot it was on.
Laura Byrne· Host1:17
You did, you asked for presents. You said, "Why did no one bring me-" As a joke [laughs]. "Why did no one bring me a farewell present?"
Brittany Hockley· Host1:23
No one RSVP'd to my invitation that I sent out by CarryBee. [laughs] No, and so I'd booked a dinner, and I was upset jokingly/not