New Year New Roast
1/5/20261 hr 8 min
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
(instrumental music plays) 100%. Cheers.
Chris Distefano· Host0:02
(glass clinks) (laughs) Welcome to the fourth episode of The Winter Bears.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:10
The, the fin- the finale.
Chris Distefano· Host0:12
The finale. Now, w- this, very similarly, we have people, the big wigs from YMH- Mm-hmm. ... t- the head, the behind the scenes guys- Right. ... are all here to try to talk us into doing a show permanently on the network.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:25
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Chris Distefano· Host0:26
And what is the answer gonna be?
Stavros Halkias· Host0:28
Uh, the answer's a resounding no. Uh, uh, absolutely not. Chris, you're already looking for houses in Texas.
Chris Distefano· Host0:35
(laughs) Yes.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:35
You're ready to move to Austin- Yes. ... you're ready, you're ready to fucking completely change.
Chris Distefano· Host0:39
Right.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:40
Uh, you're ready to go. Nah. Um, this has been a great time.
Chris Distefano· Host0:44
Right.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:44
I've enjoyed hanging out here in the studio.
Chris Distefano· Host0:47
Sure.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:47
They have a lot of amenities.
Chris Distefano· Host0:48
They do.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:49
There's, they have a whole staff.
Chris Distefano· Host0:50
They do.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:51
I'm actually pretty sluggish because I have, I've continued to crush pastries.
Chris Distefano· Host0:56
Mm-hmm.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:56
They have a lot of, they have a lot of snacks here.
Chris Distefano· Host0:59
Right.
Stavros Halkias· Host0:59
I had way too many croissants.
Chris Distefano· Host1:02
Sure.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:03
So I'm bringing 2026. This is 2026- Yeah. ... after all, Chris. I'm bringing in sluggish- Yeah. ... uh, and I'm ready to get home to beautiful New York City.
Chris Distefano· Host1:11
New York City. Now- I'm ready to hold hands with you on our Delta flight back. Oh, dude, I hope... What seat are you? Do you know?
Stavros Halkias· Host1:16
I'm 5D.
Chris Distefano· Host1:17
I'm 3A. Damn.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:18
Fuck, dude.
Chris Distefano· Host1:19
But we'll still hang. I'll ask- Oh. ... I'll ask my seatmate to switch.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:23
Yeah.
Chris Distefano· Host1:23
(laughs) Yeah, so you and I can sit next to each other. Now, here's the... Let's be honest- Well, you can't even...
Stavros Halkias· Host1:28
Here's the problem, dude.
Chris Distefano· Host1:29
Yeah.
Stavros Halkias· Host1:29
No, you know,