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Bobby Lee· Host0:00

Oh my God. How long was I in the bathroom when we... At the restaurant.

Andrew Santino· Host0:04

You were s- it was so long.

Bobby Lee· Host0:05

20 minutes.

Andrew Santino· Host0:05

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:05

At the restaurant. The moment I... I took my last bite, I was like, "Ugh."

Andrew Santino· Host0:10

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:10

I had to go immediately.

Andrew Santino· Host0:11

Yep.

Bobby Lee· Host0:11

That was bad news bears.

Andrew Santino· Host0:13

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:13

I should've wrote that girl and been like, "Not a good recommendation."

Andrew Santino· Host0:16

[laughs] Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:16

My stomach, the moment I finished my eggs, I was like, "Hmm, I think this is- [laughs] ... I think this is bad."

Andrew Santino· Host0:24

Are you being real?

Bobby Lee· Host0:24

We both did.

Andrew Santino· Host0:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:25

It was pretty tough.

Andrew Santino· Host0:26

And, and that was at that restaurant.

Speaker 30:27

Mine was prolonged.

Bobby Lee· Host0:28

His was- Yeah, yeah ... his was an hour later.

Andrew Santino· Host0:30

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:30

He got- Was yours loose or did you have to f- Dude.

Andrew Santino· Host0:34

I, I wanna know the consis- consistency.

Bobby Lee· Host0:37

You ever been to Niagara Falls?

Andrew Santino· Host0:38

[laughs] Now I get it.

Bobby Lee· Host0:39

Identical.

Andrew Santino· Host0:40

I understand.

Bobby Lee· Host0:40

Identical.

Andrew Santino· Host0:41

I under- yeah. I do Pompeii. [laughs] Yeah, yeah, mine are Pompeii, but you do a Niagara Falls.

Bobby Lee· Host0:46

Niagara.

Andrew Santino· Host0:46

Yeah. Mine's an explosion.

Bobby Lee· Host0:48

Dude, that reminds me.

Andrew Santino· Host0:49

So last night, well let me just, I wanna- Go ... I wanna add onto the poop.

Bobby Lee· Host0:51

Go, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:52

Okay.

Bobby Lee· Host0:52

More poop stuff.

Andrew Santino· Host0:52

Yeah, yeah. So last night I'm having dinner with my friend Gene.

Bobby Lee· Host0:56

Hong.

Andrew Santino· Host0:56

And Andrea Jin hangs out.

Bobby Lee· Host0:59

Jin.

Andrew Santino· Host0:59

Yeah. [laughs] And we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like repositioning.

Bobby Lee· Host1:07

Shifting.

Andrew Santino· Host1:08

She's shifting.

Bobby Lee· Host1:09

Shit shifting.

Andrew Santino· Host1:09

Yeah, yeah. She sh- she is like, like tectonic plates. [laughs] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the world is doing.

Bobby Lee· Host1:15

And by the way, it's gonna, it's gonna break eventually.

Andrew Santino· Host1:17

It's, yeah, exactly. Look at the- Those keep, plates keep touching each other ... there's plates. Oh, there's also like icebergs detaching from... You know, there's some s- stuff going on here. But anyway, um, let's get back to... [laughs] [laughs] Yeah, I'm an environmentalist.