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Bobby Lee· Host0:00

Um, so, you know, I have a bunch of Filipinos living in my house.

Andrew Santino· Host0:04

Too many. Some would argue that you're at the limit.

Bobby Lee· Host0:06

You know like with animals, you know how you can only have a certain animals in your house?

Andrew Santino· Host0:10

Careful.

Bobby Lee· Host0:10

How many Filip- Careful now.

Andrew Santino· Host0:12

[laughs] I don't think animals and Filipinos should be- They're not even the same thing, 'cause Filipinos are humans. But you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipinos.

Bobby Lee· Host0:19

Well, just anybody, I guess.

Andrew Santino· Host0:20

What's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time?

Bobby Lee· Host0:23

In California?

Andrew Santino· Host0:23

In California.

Bobby Lee· Host0:24

I think it's five.

Andrew Santino· Host0:25

I think... Five of each breed?

Bobby Lee· Host0:27

No, just five.

Andrew Santino· Host0:28

Five animals?

Bobby Lee· Host0:29

Yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:29

There's no way.

Bobby Lee· Host0:30

You think it's higher?

Andrew Santino· Host0:31

I bet it's like five cats, five do- I bet it's like- No.

Bobby Lee· Host0:33

What, what, what is it?

Andrew Santino· Host0:33

I mean, there might not be a restrictive number.

Bobby Lee· Host0:35

There is a restrictive.

Andrew Santino· Host0:35

Total pet limits in some areas like Long Beach, resident restricted to a total of four, four w- weaned pets, so they must be- You gotta wean them ... spayed or neutered.

Bobby Lee· Host0:43

And I have a business where I wean them.

Andrew Santino· Host0:45

Look at this, three or four dogs or cats combined without a special kennel permit. It limits v- v- very wildly by municipality.

Bobby Lee· Host0:51

Yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:52

You know who your next-door neighbor is?

Bobby Lee· Host0:53

Um...

Andrew Santino· Host0:54

Met him in Memphis at the Elvis, at the one of our worst performances ever.

Speaker 2· Panelist0:58

Sutherland.

Bobby Lee· Host0:58

Oh, I know. Spen- Spencer Presley.

Andrew Santino· Host1:00

Cl- Clay, yeah, Spencer Presley.

Speaker 2· Panelist1:01

God damn it, guys.

Andrew Santino· Host1:02

Spencer Sutherland, I ran into him last night.

Bobby Lee· Host1:03

Oh, I know Spencer Sutherland, yeah. I love him.

Andrew Santino· Host1:05

Sexy dude.

Bobby Lee· Host1:06

Very sexy dude.

Andrew Santino· Host1:06

Sexy dude.

Bobby Lee· Host1:07

Super sex.

Andrew Santino· Host1:08

And he told me what street he lives on, and I go, "What? Bobby lives there." Then he goes, "Where?" We bring up the... You're literally three doors down from this kid.

Bobby Lee· Host1:16

From Spen- I've never seen him.

Andrew Santino· Host1:17

He li- he, you, he goes, I run- No, no, no, no, I, dude, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Bobby Lee· Host1:21

I, I know where he lives. Do you know how I know?

Andrew Santino· Host1:24

It's on your block?

Bobby Lee· Host1:25

No, no, that's not it.

Andrew Santino· Host1:26

[laughs] I just told you?

Bobby Lee· Host1:27

That the... No.

Andrew Santino· Host1:29

Oh for