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First 90 secondsBobby Lee· Host0:00
You two are bad friends Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting Well, you two are something We're bad friends I'm, I'm coming in with a positive light like I always do in every social situation. [laughs] It's pure light, you know?
Andrew Santino· Host0:18
Pure light.
Bobby Lee· Host0:18
Yeah, but, um- Well, let's hash something out then ... I have hashes with you.
Andrew Santino· Host0:21
You got a hash with me?
Bobby Lee· Host0:22
Yeah, yeah. I, I- I got a pretty big hash with you ... I have an hash with him, and l- can I just preemptively say what your hash is, what I think it's gonna be? Because I'd like to do that.
Andrew Santino· Host0:33
Can I do that to you, then?
Bobby Lee· Host0:35
Yeah, p- preemptive hashing.
Andrew Santino· Host0:36
Okay, uh, let, uh, you pre- Is this what we're doing? ... you preemptively hash.
Bobby Lee· Host0:39
Okay.
Andrew Santino· Host0:39
[laughs] And then I'll do it, and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order.
Bobby Lee· Host0:42
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:43
All right? Because I, I feel completely connected with you guys and, and in harmony with you guys. Me and A- Andreas hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're- That sounds like a guilty person. [laughs] Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host0:55
We're fully, we're fully, we're fully connected. You know what I mean?
Andrew Santino· Host0:59
Mm.
Bobby Lee· Host0:59
So go ahead, preemptively hash.
Andrew Santino· Host1:01
Um, this is because you called me.
Bobby Lee· Host1:03
Okay, that's not- No, on Saturday night, and I got, you said, "Oh," like- Okay ...
Andrew Santino· Host1:09
"the time is bad friends." And I said, "Oh, you're back from Utah already." And you said, "I never left."
Bobby Lee· Host1:13
Okay, so can we do, now we're doing a Pulp Fiction.
Carlos· Panelist1:17
[laughs] Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host1:19
We're doing a Pulp Fiction right now.
Andrew Santino· Host1:19
We're jumping around a lot.
Bobby Lee· Host1:20
And we're jumping around. So let me- But by the way, the story will make sense at the end. [laughs] I, I think it will make sense.
Andrew Santino· Host1:24
It will.
Bobby Lee· Host1:25
That's very good.
Andrew Santino· Host1:26
Mm-hmm.
Bobby Lee· Host1:26
All right? So this is very Pulp Fiction-y.
Andrew Santino· Host1:28
Yeah.
Bobby Lee· Host1:28
All right, so here's my side

