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Bobby Lee· Host0:00

Finally, I, I saw an eye doctor today.

Andrew Santino· Host0:01

What did the doc say?

Bobby Lee· Host0:02

He, i- we took a bunch of tests.

Andrew Santino· Host0:03

Yeah, like what? Like A, AB, F, Q?

Bobby Lee· Host0:06

No, the, he, he said, there was one word called hovum.

Andrew Santino· Host0:08

Mm, hovum, yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:09

Yeah, yeah. He goes, "What does that say?"

Andrew Santino· Host0:10

[laughs] There, it said hotovov.

Bobby Lee· Host0:11

Yeah, hotovov. Yeah, yeah. And I go, um, "Amblamlim."

Andrew Santino· Host0:14

Amblamlim.

Bobby Lee· Host0:15

Yeah, yeah. And he goes, "That's way off." Right? Both eyes. Then he scanned the interior of all, where all the, like, um- That's, that's only an Asian thing ... cells.

Andrew Santino· Host0:25

That's only an Asian thing.

Bobby Lee· Host0:25

Yeah, I know.

Andrew Santino· Host0:26

They don't have to do that for us.

Bobby Lee· Host0:27

And what, you know what the cells are?

Andrew Santino· Host0:28

Mm.

Bobby Lee· Host0:28

They're squinty. [laughs] The cells were squinty, dude.

Andrew Santino· Host0:31

Even the cells under microscope are- Y- yeah, yeah ... squinting around.

Bobby Lee· Host0:33

Oh, what are we doing here? Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:34

Wait, get that, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? You s- Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:37

I already know. Okay.

Andrew Santino· Host0:38

Okay. Well, that's not. Do the other one you just had. There it is.

Bobby Lee· Host0:41

This one.

Andrew Santino· Host0:41

Okay, let's see.

Bobby Lee· Host0:41

What are you gonna do?

Andrew Santino· Host0:42

No, I wanted to y- Well, you're f- I'm closer.

Bobby Lee· Host0:44

Your eyes are way better than mine.

Andrew Santino· Host0:46

No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first, first- From here. No, one, two and three are fine. Do the fourth line. Fourth line down.

Bobby Lee· Host0:53

T-H-V-O-H-T-O-V.

Andrew Santino· Host0:55

Next one.

Bobby Lee· Host0:56

Here we go. [laughs] H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O.

Andrew Santino· Host1:04

Great. Next one.

Bobby Lee· Host1:05

Now I'm done. Q, two, N.

Andrew Santino· Host1:07

No, Q, O.

Bobby Lee· Host1:08

O, T.

Andrew Santino· Host1:08

It's O again. I mean, the, the letters are the same in every single one.

Bobby Lee· Host1:11

Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. My point is, is that- And the bottom one, can you do that one? I can't do the bottom one.

Andrew Santino· Host1:15

V-O-T-H-T, O.

Speaker 21:18

Wow.

Bobby Lee· Host1:19

Wow.

Andrew Santino· Host1:19

That one's teeny tiny from here.

Bobby Lee· Host1:21

Yeah, so I guess- But, but the doctor said you have A- You have long distance.

Andrew Santino· Host1:25

He's got little Asian eyes.

Bobby Lee· Host1:26

[laughs] No, no, no, no, no, no.

Andrew Santino· Host1:28

I love that song.

Bobby Lee· Host1:28

You have long distance. And he