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Andrew Santino· Host0:00

So what's going on in the booth?

Bobby Lee· Host0:01

We have ET and Clayface in the cover booth right now. [laughs] Um- Oh, he stands up now.

Speaker 30:05

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:05

He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible, um, acne patches, please?

Speaker 30:10

I... Why don't you like- You look like an aerial vi- aerial view of Iran.

Bobby Lee· Host0:14

[laughs] I mean, there's explosions.

Andrew Santino· Host0:17

It stumbled, but you still got through that.

Bobby Lee· Host0:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 30:19

They're just little stickers like every teenager uses.

Bobby Lee· Host0:21

Okay.

Andrew Santino· Host0:22

You're 40.

Speaker 30:22

I'm 39.

Bobby Lee· Host0:24

Yeah, you're 40.

Andrew Santino· Host0:24

Okay, you're 40.

Speaker 30:25

That's 40. Yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:26

That's the same thing. This, that's interesting.

Bobby Lee· Host0:28

So- When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages?

Andrew Santino· Host0:32

What, at what scale of your life do you go, you round up automatically versus when you start rounding down?

Speaker 30:38

38.

Andrew Santino· Host0:38

[laughs] 38 you start rounding- Up ... up. Yeah, you have. No, I think 35. At- at 35 I was like, "I'm almost 40."

Bobby Lee· Host0:46

Yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:46

And then af- You're 40. You're 40.

Bobby Lee· Host0:47

Yeah.

Speaker 30:48

I know. It just feels weird.

Bobby Lee· Host0:49

I'm 60.

Speaker 30:50

That's...

Bobby Lee· Host0:51

Yeah, I'm 60.

Speaker 30:52

No, that's not how rounding works.

Andrew Santino· Host0:52

The most, that's the most true thing he's said today.

Bobby Lee· Host0:54

Yeah. [laughs] Yeah. I'm 60.

Andrew Santino· Host0:56

He's 60 years old.

Bobby Lee· Host0:56

Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:57

And I, and I'm 50.

Bobby Lee· Host0:57

You're 50.

Speaker 30:59

Wow.

Bobby Lee· Host0:59

You're for- you are 50.

Andrew Santino· Host0:59

I'm 50.

Bobby Lee· Host1:00

Yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host1:00

I, I look 50, I act 50.

Bobby Lee· Host1:02

Mm-hmm.

Andrew Santino· Host1:02

My body feels 50.

Bobby Lee· Host1:03

Yeah.

Speaker 31:04

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host1:04

And guess what I did yesterday?

Andrew Santino· Host1:06

Hm.

Bobby Lee· Host1:06

Two things happened.

Andrew Santino· Host1:08

What happened?

Speaker 31:09

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host1:09

Well, two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got cau- I got caught. I got caught.

Andrew Santino· Host1:14

Doing what?

Bobby Lee· Host1:14

[laughs] I got caught, dude.

Speaker 31:16

Oh, yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host1:17

What?

Speaker 31:18

Getting caught sucks.

Bobby Lee· Host1:19

Yeah. [laughs] Getting caught sucks, dude.

Andrew Santino· Host1:20

What did you do?

Bobby Lee· Host1:21

Um, I thought I could get away with it- [laughs] ... is what I did.

Andrew Santino· Host1:24

[laughs] What did you do, dude?

Bobby Lee· Host1:26

What? So I was at the Comedy Store Friday night, and I took