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Andrew Santino· Host0:00

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Dear Macon. Happy birthday to you To you.

Macon· Panelist0:17

Thanks, guys.

Bobby Lee· Host0:18

It's, it's funny because, um, you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie because you're going to a big event. You're going to- Ooh ... an event where Steven Spielberg is gonna talk about disclosure day.

Macon· Panelist0:31

For his birthday.

Bobby Lee· Host0:31

And I told you, I, I... Let me finish. Um, I told you before this podcast, just go now. Go now because you're not gonna be here for the pod, and I realized why you stayed. For the Happy Birthday song.

Macon· Panelist0:44

[laughs] Mm. 'Cause also I wanted to... 'Cause you didn't know it was my birthday.

Andrew Santino· Host0:48

Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:49

A- and nor did I care.

Macon· Panelist0:50

I know.

Bobby Lee· Host0:50

[laughs] No, did I- That's fair Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host0:53

Um, blow- It is a fair...

Bobby Lee· Host0:54

Right ...

Andrew Santino· Host0:54

blow out your Ralph's cake.

Bobby Lee· Host0:55

Happy birthday, kiddo.

Macon· Panelist0:57

Thanks, Bob.

Bobby Lee· Host0:58

Yeah.

Macon· Panelist0:58

That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday, and right when I blew it out you said happy birthday.

Bobby Lee· Host1:03

Dude, it's so weird that you just said that because my- [laughs] ... my, my emotions just changed about it. [laughs] And I'm gonna give you a hug.

Macon· Panelist1:08

It was like Obsession.

Andrew Santino· Host1:09

Wow.

Bobby Lee· Host1:10

Wow. Come here- The wish bone ... dude. Yeah, yeah. Come here wi- wish bone.

Andrew Santino· Host1:13

The wish bone.

Bobby Lee· Host1:13

You saw it?

Andrew Santino· Host1:14

I saw it.

Macon· Panelist1:14

It's so good.

Bobby Lee· Host1:15

No.

Andrew Santino· Host1:16

And I'll say this. Are you drinking... You're not drinking this.

Bobby Lee· Host1:18

No.

Andrew Santino· Host1:18

So you got this just for me to drink alone?

Bobby Lee· Host1:20

Well, for... I wanted Macon to have some too.

Macon· Panelist1:22

I'll drink.

Andrew Santino· Host1:23

Okay. I'll, I'll cheers you.

Bobby Lee· Host1:24

Mm. Yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host1:25

And you know what pisses me off about this kid? I sent him a text this morning,