New Episode of Bad Friends Today on Patreon

Andrew Santino· Host0:00

Oh my God, it's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing- How you doing? How you doing?

Bobby Lee· Host0:04

How you doing?

Andrew Santino· Host0:04

Tony Bag of Donuts.

Bobby Lee· Host0:05

You're, you're, you're Tony- Yeah ... Bag of Donuts?

Andrew Santino· Host0:09

I'm Tony Bag of Donuts.

Bobby Lee· Host0:10

I'm Jimmy Small Eyes.

Andrew Santino· Host0:11

[laughs] Tony Bag of Donuts.

Bobby Lee· Host0:13

How you doing? From Brooklyn.

Andrew Santino· Host0:14

I know somebody- What are you...

Bobby Lee· Host0:16

What, what, what, what, what we doing here?

Andrew Santino· Host0:18

I know somebody who knows somebody who'll make it, so you don't know nobody.

Bobby Lee· Host0:20

Yeah, you know what?

Andrew Santino· Host0:22

All right.

Bobby Lee· Host0:22

[laughs] You do?

Andrew Santino· Host0:23

Oh.

Bobby Lee· Host0:23

Whoa.

Andrew Santino· Host0:24

Oh.

Bobby Lee· Host0:25

Yeah. You, you look like my cousin, Aisha.

Andrew Santino· Host0:28

[laughs] [laughs] Tony.

Bobby Lee· Host0:31

Tony.

Andrew Santino· Host0:31

Tony? Tony.

Bobby Lee· Host0:32

Is that your name?

Andrew Santino· Host0:34

My name's Tony.

Bobby Lee· Host0:35

Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing?

Andrew Santino· Host0:37

Tony.

Bobby Lee· Host0:38

Yeah, yeah. You're from... I'm from Brooklyn. Where are you from?

Andrew Santino· Host0:40

New York.

Bobby Lee· Host0:41

New York. How you doing, New York? All, [laughs] all you New Yorkers out there, how you doing?

Andrew Santino· Host0:47

And to get more comedy like this- Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host0:50

[laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Yeah, go to our Patreon.

Andrew Santino· Host0:51

[laughs] Please go.

Bobby Lee· Host0:53

We're in a war.

Andrew Santino· Host0:55

We're in a war.

Bobby Lee· Host0:55

We're in a war.

Andrew Santino· Host0:56

[laughs] I'll, I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans- We- ... that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix Is A Joke Festival.

Bobby Lee· Host1:02

All 12 of you.

Andrew Santino· Host1:03

Bought a guy- And let me say this. [laughs] [laughs] It's, it's, it's undersold.

Bobby Lee· Host1:07

It's undersold, yeah.

Andrew Santino· Host1:08

[laughs] Let's bring it up.

Bobby Lee· Host1:09

But we, we're- Let's bring it up.

Andrew Santino· Host1:10

Let's hurt our ego.

Bobby Lee· Host1:11

Yeah, let's hurt our e- yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it real bad.

Andrew Santino· Host1:13

I think it's under 40%.

Bobby Lee· Host1:15

[laughs] It's under 40%, really?

Andrew Santino· Host1:16

I think so. Yeah.

Bobby Lee· Host1:18

Is the blue good?

Andrew Santino· Host1:19

The blue is bad.

Speaker 2· Panelist1:20

The blue is bad.

Bobby Lee· Host1:21

Blue is bad.

Andrew Santino· Host1:22

Blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets.

Bobby Lee· Host1:25

Bought the tickets. So when is this?

Andrew Santino· Host1:26

[laughs] It's in a month.

Bobby Lee· Host1:28

Well, we'll pump it.