New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy
5/15/20261 hr
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! Trigger warning this involved quite a gruesome story! The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting. All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex Shop chat... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsChris Ramsey· Host0:00
Coming up on this week's episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed, we talk school pickup.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:04
Kids and phones. Ooh.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:05
Oh, she bangs on about that. Guys, prepare yourself. She bangs on about it. Uh, actually, you know what? I'm gonna have a trigger warning. I talk about a weedy bed accident that really upset you.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:15
Horrible. Chris has got a new segment called Chris' Not News. It'll last all of a week.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:20
How long will it last? Definitely this week. Probably not next week. Let's see what happens.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:24
As always, we've got beefs and questions from you lovely lot.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:27
Enjoy.
Speaker 30:28
Girl, winter is so last season. [upbeat music] And now spring's got you looking at pictures of tank tops with hungry eyes. Your algorithm is feeding you cutoffs. You're thirsty for the sun on your shoulders. That perfect hang-on-the-patio sundress. Those sandals you can wear all day and all night. And you've had enough of shopping from your couch, done hoping it looks anything like the picture when you tear open that envelope. It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic.
Speaker 40:57
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Rosie Ramsey· Host1:27
Hello. You are listening