Naming Your Car! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
5/25/20261 hr 3 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4P Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE! Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Chubbies: For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code garbage at https://chubbiesshorts.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
It's the summertime, gang, and the boys are coming to your hometown. We're talking about Portland, Maine; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Cleveland, Ohio. Grab the squad. Let's all hang out, play a little AYG, some stand-up comedy. It's gonna be a fun, fun time.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:14
Yeah, then the boys are headed to Atlantic City, baby. [whistles] Down there on a boardwalk.
H. Foley· Host0:19
Woo!
Kevin Ryan· Host0:19
King of the Boards returns to South Jersey. Philadelphia people, Jersey people, get your tickets to Atlantic City. Also Denver, Colorado. Those tickets are selling very fast.
H. Foley· Host0:27
Mm-hmm.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:27
Those will sell out. Get them. We'll be there in July. Love yous. Mean it. Bye.
H. Foley· Host0:30
Let's go. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:38
Oh, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:39
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're either classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:46
Garbage.
H. Foley· Host0:47
I'm your host Dave Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tutti's in the new addition. It's summertime.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:53
Mm-hmm.
H. Foley· Host0:54
Maybe not officially.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:55
Okay.
H. Foley· Host0:55
But it's summertime.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:56
All right.
H. Foley· Host0:57
[laughs] You know how I know that?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:58
Why?
H. Foley· Host0:58
Because the Nair's been brought out.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:00
Okay.
H. Foley· Host1:00
Been all cleaned up.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:02
On you or her?
H. Foley· Host1:03
What?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:04
I don't know.
H. Foley· Host1:04
How- [laughs] How do you know that it's all been cleaned up? She told me.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:07
Okay.
H. Foley· Host1:07
Plus, the hair all over the bathroom.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:09
I don't know what you guys are talking about when I'm not there.
H. Foley· Host1:11
It looks like Sasquatch got caught in there, got caught in a glue trap in the bathroom. [laughs] And she's out back.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:17
Uh-huh.
H. Foley· Host1:17
In that leopard bikini she got in 1983.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:20
I gotta be honest with you, it sounds like you got a bit of a thing for Aunt Tutti.
H. Foley· Host1:22
What are you talking about?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:23
I don't know. You're, you're- I'm painting a picture for the audience. Yeah, you think ... [laughs] slipping out of your seat over there.
H. Foley· Host1:27
I'm not saying she wasn't something back in the