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The Luxury Podcast

Naked Cartwheels and Mirror Disasters

6/25/202629 min

William and Jonathan chat about luxury grey hair, a deceitful mirror, hostel horrors, and we've got a special guest...Producer Oli has decided to pop by and catch us up on life down under!

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Clips

Stop Dyeing Your Hair
Drunk & Gays Audience Joke
Mirror Disaster Moment
William’s Big Opening
Turkey-Neck Realisation

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    WSIB presents [drum roll] The Lost Finger Club I just got here after a table saw mishap at work. Oh, come meet the crew. That's, uh, Pinky, Pointy, and Thumbs. Hello.

  2. Speaker 20:09

    What's that guy's problem?

  3. Speaker 10:10

    That's The Bird. He can't help it. Keep your bits. Learn more at PracticeSafeWork.ca.

  4. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host0:15

    [gentle music] Hello, and welcome to The Luxury Podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and with me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

  5. William Hanson· Host0:33

    Hello, Jonathan and I, here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

  6. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host0:39

    So welcome to another bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely great big overflowing mail sacks. William- Yes ... you've had a busy week.

  7. William Hanson· Host0:53

    I've had a very busy day, very busy week. We've opened Titanique.

  8. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host0:57

    Yes.

  9. William Hanson· Host0:58

    Yes.

  10. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host0:58

    I've noticed.

  11. William Hanson· Host0:59

    My big opening in the West End.

  12. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host1:01

    Wow. How's your opening going down?

  13. William Hanson· Host1:03

    It's going down better than expected.

  14. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host1:05

    Is it?

  15. William Hanson· Host1:06

    Yes. I've only done two shows at time of recording.

  16. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host1:08

    Mm-hmm.

  17. William Hanson· Host1:08

    Got my third tonight, and, uh, show, for clarity, and, uh, it's- it's going nicely. I'm enjoying it. I feel I sort of vaguely know the show, yet to have a big [beep] up. [laughs] Sorry. Yet to have a big mess-up.

  18. Jonathan Vernon-Smith· Host1:22

    Right.

  19. William Hanson· Host1:23

    Edited that. And, um- [laughs] Wait, look it, don't you start bringing your thespian ways

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