My Soul Will Always Be Fat
12/8/20251 hr 7 min
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First 90 secondsBert Kreischer· Host0:00
(farting) (upbeat music) 100%. Cheers.
Tom Segura· Host0:08
(glasses clinking) (laughs) Welcome to another episode- (coughs) ... of Two Bears, One Cave. We're here in Bert's lair. Um, it's been a minute, dude. How you, how you doing? How you feeling?
Bert Kreischer· Host0:21
Weak.
Tom Segura· Host0:22
W- why are you feeling weak?
Bert Kreischer· Host0:24
Because I'm skinny now, and this is what skinny people feel like.
Tom Segura· Host0:28
They just feel weak.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:29
Just feeble.
Tom Segura· Host0:29
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:29
They're not powerful.
Tom Segura· Host0:30
How are you so skinny? What happened?
Bert Kreischer· Host0:32
Natural. I'm not using any drugs.
Tom Segura· Host0:33
(laughs) That's good.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:35
It's just self-discipline. You know- Yeah. ... I get up at 5:00 in the morning and I go to the gym, and then- Mm-hmm. ... I, I barely sleep at night. I do cold plunge, I do aromatherapy, I do red light therapy.
Tom Segura· Host0:44
Awesome.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:44
I, you know, I get my vitamin D. I, I say my gratitudes. I journal. I, I, I- Wow. ... and, and I- You're doing all this stuff. And then I go right back to bed.
Tom Segura· Host0:53
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host0:53
(laughs) (laughs) No, I'm so fucking tired of this HealthFit movement. I just gave up. I'm on Manjaro.
Tom Segura· Host0:59
(laughs) Yeah. And it's been how long?
Bert Kreischer· Host1:02
Uh, I just took my fourth shot, uh, Sunday.
Tom Segura· Host1:06
And so in a month, how much are you down?
Bert Kreischer· Host1:10
25 pounds.
Tom Segura· Host1:11
That's pretty ridiculous, man.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:12
It's, yeah, it's, uh, I tell you, I don't know. (clears throat) I don't know if I would, um, I would recommend it if it's a health thing. I would, but if it's- Like, you, you need to for your health benefits.
Tom Segura· Host1:23
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:24
Yeah, so I, I, uh, I sent you my, uh- Your DEXA scan. My DEXA scan.
Tom Segura· Host1:28
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer· Host1:29
And it was,