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My Boyfriend's Side Hustle Is Ruining Our Relationship

6/10/20261 hr 28 min

Jared recaps his Kelly Clarkson appearance, the launch of his new book, and why seeing your book in an airport might be the ultimate career milestone! J&J then unpack listener questions: a first vacation to Morocco that had daily sex but zero "I love yous," and debate whether a romantic getaway can reveal a deeper compatibility problem. They also tackle an icky or picky about a gym guy who put his number directly into someone's phone, plus a relationship dilemma involving a boyfriend secretly working nearly 80 hours a week between his regular job and Home Depot. And yes, things somehow end with a debate about men's underwear, Simon Cowell, and whether couples who "never fight" are actually communicating at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

Calling Alimony "Losery"
Hope Isn’t A Plan
Colonoscopy Fifth Date
Opening Tough Conversations

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Speaker 10:00

    So you're saying with Hilton Honors I can use points for a free night's stay anywhere? Anywhere. What about fancy places like the Canopy in Paris? Yeah. Hilton Honors, baby. Or relaxing sanctuaries, like the Conrad in Tulum? Hilton Honors, baby. Ooh, what about the five-star Waldorf Astoria in the Maldives? Are you gonna do this for all 9,000 properties? When you want points that can take you anywhere, anytime, it matters where you stay. Hilton. For the stay.

  2. Jordana Abraham· Host0:28

    Your hair's looking great.

  3. Jared Freid· Host0:29

    My hair's really- 40 years, 41 years old and you haven't lost a- And I'm growing it out ...

  4. Jordana Abraham· Host0:33

    it's, it looks like it's [laughs] getting longer.

  5. Jared Freid· Host0:35

    It's getting longer.

  6. Jordana Abraham· Host0:36

    Wow.

  7. Jared Freid· Host0:36

    I'm g- I'm gonna give it away to a- Do you take- ... a, a man in need.

  8. Jordana Abraham· Host0:40

    Do you [laughs] [laughs] You're gonna be like one of those, uh, they make male extensions?

  9. Jared Freid· Host0:44

    Yeah.

  10. Jordana Abraham· Host0:45

    Yeah.

  11. Jared Freid· Host0:45

    Out of my human hair.

  12. Jordana Abraham· Host0:46

    Love it.

  13. Jared Freid· Host0:46

    I'm gonna, I'm gonna- Yeah ... my mom, "Cut it, cut it." My, it is so funny, if I w- It's impressive ... my mom, I, it, sometimes I have to look at my mom and go, "Well, other women that I want to fuck like it."

  14. Jordana Abraham· Host0:57

    Yeah.

  15. Jared Freid· Host0:58

    Like, I have to be like, "My girlfriend likes it."

  16. Jordana Abraham· Host1:00

    Right.

  17. Jared Freid· Host1:01

    Hair, skin, teeth, has been my like- And nails ... and nails as well. Nails always.

  18. Jordana Abraham· Host1:06

    You're like a horse.

  19. Jared Freid· Host1:07

    I'm a whore.

  20. Jordana Abraham· Host1:08

    [laughs] [laughs] Neigh. [laughs] [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome back to the U Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

  21. Jared Freid· Host1:18

    And I am Jared Freid. It is so good to be here in studio with you, Jordana. How are you?

  22. Jordana Abraham· Host1:26

    We're back.

  23. Jared Freid· Host1:27

    We're back.

  24. Jordana Abraham· Host1:28

    In studio.

  25. Jared Freid· Host1:29

    [laughs] The bitches

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