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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "I turned 37 and my libido is through the ROOF."

5/27/202620 min

Can you trust your neighbours to take in your packages? That's Joanne & Vogue's metric for whether they're good people or not... Plus, why Joanne could be Vogue's stepmother one day and a listener who has good news for women in their thirties with an eye for the younger man.

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Clips

One to Four a Week
I Have A Sex Life
Pregnant Smoke Cravings & Reincarnated Dad
Elephant Attack Talk
No Front Garden Privilege

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Joe· Panelist0:01

    [upbeat music] This is a Global Player original podcast.

  2. Joanne McNally· Host0:05

    Don't you dare try and throw me under the bus as a po- as a person of privilege. I've no front garden.

  3. Vogue Williams· Host0:11

    [laughs] Okay, put it in the swimming pool then. Put it in the swimming pool.

  4. Joanne McNally· Host0:13

    Thank you. [laughs] We've got to do something about the pigeons.

  5. Vogue Williams· Host0:17

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be you, yeah. [laughs] Just flagging that I have a sex life, Joanne, you clearly don't.

  6. Joanne McNally· Host0:22

    Happy to answer any questions.

  7. Vogue Williams· Host0:23

    [laughs] [upbeat music] Hello.

  8. Joanne McNally· Host0:30

    Hello.

  9. Vogue Williams· Host0:30

    She's here. I can't, I just can't get used to having her back. I can't get used to it.

  10. Joanne McNally· Host0:35

    Hello. Hello. [laughs] I, um, I'm still here. I'm, [laughs] I'm, I'm... Now I am dressed a little unusually today, just if anyone's actually watching this. Uh, Joe says I look like a Roman emperor.

  11. Joe· Panelist0:48

    Greek, actually. I think it's more Greek.

  12. Vogue Williams· Host0:51

    Sorry, a Greek emperor with a Van Dutch leopard print hat.

  13. Joe· Panelist0:54

    [laughs] And I didn't, I didn't say emperor.

  14. Vogue Williams· Host0:56

    What?

  15. Joe· Panelist0:56

    [laughs] I said someone from the ancient Greek times.

  16. Joanne McNally· Host0:59

    Ancient.

  17. Joe· Panelist0:59

    [laughs] [laughs] You've elevated yourself to emperor.

  18. Joanne McNally· Host1:01

    I- I didn't say that.

  19. Vogue Williams· Host1:02

    I think she looks like a washer woman.

  20. Joanne McNally· Host1:05

    [laughs] I've e- elevated... What's a washer woman?

  21. Joe· Panelist1:08

    She does the washing.

  22. Vogue Williams· Host1:09

    Like a washer woman from the olden days. You know those women who used to wear the rags in rivers and wash people's clothes.

  23. Joanne McNally· Host1:14

    [laughs] Yes. Yes.

  24. Vogue Williams· Host1:16

    An e- an emperor.

  25. Joanne McNally· Host1:17

    The staff.

  26. Vogue Williams· Host1:18

    Have you fucking seen her?

  27. Joanne McNally· Host1:19

    [laughs] I look like- Yeah, no, that wasn't my words.

  28. Joe· Panelist1:21

    [laughs] I didn't say that.

  29. Joanne McNally· Host1:23

    I can't believe I just promoted myself to emperor. Um, and yes, I'm a Roman emperor with a Van Dutch hat because I have a time machine. Okay?

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