MTGM EXTRA! "He was a sea swimmer..."
5/6/202625 min
They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't buy the cigarettes onboard, Joanne's aversion to water in all forms and a story that might mean Vogue's friend is about to sue.
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First 90 secondsJoanne McNally· Host0:00
[upbeat jingle] This is a Global Player original podcast. I'll be honest, I almost fell for the vibration plate.
Vogue Williams· Host0:08
Oh, I- And not in a sexy way ... I, I've fallen for it. I can't use it while pregnant.
Joanne McNally· Host0:12
Yeah.
Vogue Williams· Host0:13
But I'm getting it.
Joanne McNally· Host0:14
What?
Vogue Williams· Host0:14
I have never once said a bad word about it.
Joanne McNally· Host0:16
I'm just saying, Vogue.
Vogue Williams· Host0:17
'Cause you very smartly have never asked me [laughs] about it.
Joanne McNally· Host0:20
Watch yourself. I don't like being wet. I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not, I'm not that proud.
Vogue Williams· Host0:26
We should all be thankful that I'm not, I haven't taken up to sea swimming, because it would be endless.
Joanne McNally· Host0:32
[laughs] I don't like people who think they invented the planet. I don't like it. It doesn't make me comfortable. I don't like it. [upbeat music] I'm missing out on a lot over here 'cause I'm down under. I'm missing birthdays. I'm missing, I'm ... You do actually feel quite shut off down here, I will say.
Vogue Williams· Host0:52
I found that hard being down there. Like, even when I was down there at Christmas time, like, y- you're not on the same ... No one wants to talk to you.
Joanne McNally· Host0:59
No.
Vogue Williams· Host0:59
No one's really available to talk to.
Joanne McNally· Host1:00
No.
Vogue Williams· Host1:01
And when you're ready to talk, they're going off to work or something, and it just- Yeah ... it doesn't, it's ... I, that's why I f- I, I ... Like, you really have to make friends down there if you were to move there. You couldn't just be like, "I'll just, I'll call my mates at home." Like, you have to make friends.
Joanne McNally· Host1:13
Yeah. Like, I'd, I'd go to sleep texting one of the girls going, "Any news?" And I wake up to her going, "No."
Vogue Williams· Host1:19
[laughs] Yeah.
Joanne McNally· Host1:20
And that's, like, literally the contact. [laughs] 'Cause, like, unless you're gonna put a call in, and then, and then of course I spiral and I'm like, "Oh, my God. Everyone hates me," do you know? So I, I, I don't think I could