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Three Bean Salad

Moving House

3/25/20261 hr 4 min

What truly separates mankind from other species is our irrepressible urge to shove things that are far bigger than the aperture of our dwellings into our dwellings. Some members of mankind will, at points in their lives, increase the size of their dwellings or move to bigger dwellings, but it is implicitly understood that the aperture into this dwelling must remain the same size so that oversized objects can still be acquired and shoved through it, thus sating mankind’s purest impulse. Perhaps Roy of Spalding is, as we speak, proudly and sweatily draped across a big thing he ha...

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First 90 seconds

  1. Mike Wozniak· Host0:00

    [upbeat music] Hello and welcome to Three Bean Salad.

  2. Henry Paker· Host0:10

    Hello.

  3. Benjamin Partridge· Host0:10

    Welcome.

  4. Mike Wozniak· Host0:11

    In the moments before I pressed record- Mm. -we were having a little chat, and Mike was saying- Yeah ... he's been on the road now for a few weeks with his tour, and it's time for Mike Wozniak's Tales o' the Road.

  5. Benjamin Partridge· Host0:22

    [laughs] [laughs] [imitates guitar] [laughs] [beatboxes] Wozniak is back on the road. [beatboxes] Mike Wozniak is back on the road.

  6. Henry Paker· Host0:36

    [laughs] [imitates guitar] Yeah.

  7. Mike Wozniak· Host0:41

    Yeah.

  8. Henry Paker· Host0:42

    Quite the jingle there. Probably don't need to do anything to that. That's just a jingle. [laughs] [laughs] Hmm? Doesn't need any, anything. Yeah, baby.

  9. Mike Wozniak· Host0:50

    Yeah, golly. Well, it's, it's tales of, um... It's a lot of driving, a lot of cheese sandwiches.

  10. Benjamin Partridge· Host0:55

    Cheese sandwiches is, is a euphemism for- Yes.

  11. Mike Wozniak· Host0:58

    Yes, for the after-party.

  12. Henry Paker· Host1:00

    For the after-party [laughs] that's right. [laughs] Yeah. Which is in itself a euphemism for cheese sandwiches.

  13. Mike Wozniak· Host1:05

    Yes.

  14. Henry Paker· Host1:06

    [laughs] That's right. Yeah, 'cause after the, after the gig, you have a party. A- and at party- It's- ... you're eating cheese sandwiches.

  15. Mike Wozniak· Host1:12

    That's right.

  16. Henry Paker· Host1:12

    On the road.

  17. Benjamin Partridge· Host1:13

    On the road.

  18. Henry Paker· Host1:13

    And that was Mike Wozniak's Tales of the Road. [laughs] [imitates guitar] Wozniak back on the road. [imitates guitar] [laughs] Breaking hearts in every town, which is a euphemism for buying cheese sandwiches.

  19. Mike Wozniak· Host1:25

    Yes. [laughs] Unless I'm able to... I'm in a town where I'm able to make my own

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