Moose Got Bullied by Wack, Do Boy Tormented by 607 Unc, Vlad vs Aries Spears
5/1/20262 hr 29 min
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First 90 secondsAdam22· Host0:00
If it, what did he say?
Doughboy· Host0:01
What did he say?
Adam22· Host0:02
Took a while to explain what gooning is.
Doughboy· Host0:03
Yeah.
Moose Man· Host0:04
Yeah, he probably has a different version of what he goons too, for sure.
Doughboy· Host0:07
Yeah, right.
Adam22· Host0:08
Nah, he has some good stories. He told us about how a guy threw poop on him in, uh, in jail, so he, he lit him on fire in a cell.
Moose Man· Host0:13
Damn.
Doughboy· Host0:15
Oh.
Moose Man· Host0:15
Wow.
Doughboy· Host0:15
That's a hell of a retaliation. Poop for fire?
Moose Man· Host0:17
How do you strike up a flame that big on somebody? Like, where do you get the gasoline to keep that fire going?
Adam22· Host0:22
He said some- somebody had, like, a lighter that, like, didn't have fluid, but it just made little sparks.
Moose Man· Host0:27
Mm.
Adam22· Host0:28
So he was able to, like, put some s- I think he said he, like, pre-doused the dude's, uh, cell in, like, baby oil- Whoa ... pause, so that, like- Oh ... he would just- It just... [whooshes] Yeah.
Doughboy· Host0:39
It was super hot.
Adam22· Host0:40
Yeah.
Doughboy· Host0:40
Ew.
Moose Man· Host0:40
That, yeah, that takes some planning. That's pretty good.
Adam22· Host0:42
That's the kinda guy I wanna interview.
Moose Man· Host0:43
Yeah, yeah.
Adam22· Host0:44
Just someone who's, who's down- That's why I'm not trying to go to prison, 'cause you gotta deal with- Yeah ...
Moose Man· Host0:47
people that have minds like that, that can even think that up quickly, you know?
Adam22· Host0:50
Yeah, no, yeah.
Doughboy· Host0:51
Yeah.
Adam22· Host0:51
And he, and he said that the guy started, like, uh, like, throwing toilet water all over the place to, like, try- Trying to, like, put, put out the fire ... really, like, puts it into perspective how crappy being in jail probably is.
Doughboy· Host1:01
Absolutely.
Moose Man· Host1:01
Yeah, no, for sure.
Doughboy· Host1:02
But what- But, I mean, you throw shit at people, uh, you know, you might get lit on fire.
Adam22· Host1:05
Yeah.
Doughboy· Host1:06
Yeah, I mean, there's no other response. What else you gonna do to top poop?
Adam22· Host1:08
Fire.
Doughboy· Host1:10
Fire. [laughs] That's the... That's the recent- That's fire or, like, only lock to the head ... most logical something, yeah, 'cause poop is just disrespectful.
Adam22· Host1:17
Yeah, I'm so- I thought spit was bad.
Moose Man· Host1:18
Yeah, Glock Dookie in, and then you, yeah, you c- you gotta meet Glock Dookie with fire. That's how it is.
Adam22· Host1:23
Look at DragoniteCrip complaining. Like, he's, he's scared to donate, 'cause he might not get his donations read.
Moose Man· Host1:28
Wow.