Molly Kearney Returns
3/12/20261 hr 15 min
Welcome! This week we see the return of the hilarious Molly Kearney to the show! Molly and Caleb talk bike crashes, pillow talk, movies where people date inanimate objects, hypnotism, and more!
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First 90 secondsMolly Kearney· Guest0:00
[gentle instrumental music] Wave.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:01
Vote in the comments. [laughs] Do you think that Ted- [laughs] Do you think that Te- the Seth MacFarlane film, Ted, is like Lars and the Real Gore- Girl, or- Gor- ... Gor- Gorl.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:14
Gorl.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:14
[laughs] Lars and the Real Gorl. [upbeat music] Today's episode is presented by Intuit TurboTax. Now this is taxes. Molly.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:26
Sir Caleb.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:30
The Sir Molly there, Molly. Why are you playing with the mic? Don't play with the mic.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:34
I was a- there was a little fuzz on it.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:36
Don't play with the mic- There was a little fuzz ... and don't insult the mic.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:38
Look at that. That's called being a dainty lady.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:43
[laughs] [laughs] You're in a mood today.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:47
I am.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:47
What's going on with you?
Molly Kearney· Guest0:48
I fell- I'm loving it ... I fell outside twice.
Caleb Hearon· Host0:50
You fell...
Molly Kearney· Guest0:50
[laughs] Literally.
Speaker 20:53
Oh.
Molly Kearney· Guest0:53
I fell, I, I... Well, now my knee is dry, but... No. [laughs] I left my house this morning at, like, sharp 8:15. First step outside, I literally... Like, I have, like, eight steps probably.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:03
Yeah.
Molly Kearney· Guest1:03
And I, phew, and I cartoon whopped. And a guy at the, was at the bottom with his little dog, and he was just looking at me like.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:10
Yeah.
Molly Kearney· Guest1:11
And I was like- Of course ... [whimpers] And I, I was like, "Ow, ow."
Caleb Hearon· Host1:14
Did you cry?
Molly Kearney· Guest1:15
Yes. But I was like- [laughs] ... I was, like, edging. I was like, 'cause he, like... It was this nice- [laughs] ... man with a dog, and he was just like, he didn't ask me, he didn't, like, try to help me up. He was just like, uh, uh, ugh, like I was coming down a slide at him.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:25
Yeah.
Molly Kearney· Guest1:26
[laughs] And then I just cried a little.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:27
Yeah.
Molly Kearney· Guest1:28
It hurt really bad.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:29
Oh my