Mock the Week, Hotel Parties, and will Chris Weep or Faint?
6/19/202654 min
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has returned home a very tired guy! He has some hotel party beef and could potentially either weep or faint...
The couple discuss Rosie's exercise injury, Lynx Africa and there is a coffee cup dispute!
Questions from the public cover some mystery liquid, an HP Sauce Bottle and a getting ready ick. There's also some voice notes that include a reverse ick and a weather app invention!
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First 90 secondsChris Ramsey· Host0:00
Coming up on this week's episode of Shag, Married, Annoyed Lots of us moaning about being old We are doing some proper- Aren't we? ... old person moaning.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:07
It's all right.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:07
And we're gonna bloody pull the sticks out of our arses.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:09
Chris is very tired.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:11
I'm a tired little teddy bear, but Rosie has got me back for once.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:15
Mm, you're welcome. Coffee beefs.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:17
Both coffee related beefs.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:19
Mm-hmm.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:19
Very... Tells where... Again, tells you where we are in life. And as always, questions and voice notes from you lovely lot. Enjoy.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:27
Hello. You are listening and watching Shag, Married, Annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey, my husband, Christopher Ramsey. Still married, still going strong.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:34
Yay.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:34
Blahdy, blahdy, bloody, blah.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:36
Blahdy, blahdy, blah.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:37
Next month it'll be 12 years. Am I right?
Chris Ramsey· Host0:39
Wow.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:40
Yes?
Chris Ramsey· Host0:41
Wow.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:41
2014?
Chris Ramsey· Host0:41
Uh, yes.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:43
Mm-hmm.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:43
2014 we got married. So yes- Yes, 12 years ... next month, 12 years.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:47
Ee, that's- Fist bump ... that's insane, isn't it?
Chris Ramsey· Host0:49
Well done.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:49
Well done to us.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:50
God. Hello everyone, by the way.
Rosie Ramsey· Host0:51
Hi.
Chris Ramsey· Host0:51
Didn't get a chance to say hello. Yeah, well done. Well done if you're knocking around the old 12 years as well, or even if one year, or even if you're not with anyone, well done for everything you're doing. I'm proud of you.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:00
Yep. And neither of us- Mm-hmm ... not that I know of- Mm-hmm ... scratched that itch.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:04
No.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:05
That seven-year itch.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:06
We didn't.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:06
No.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:06
The seven-year itch was a thing back then.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:07
I mean, I was scratch- We're nearly double ... I was itchy, but I didn't scratch.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:10
Brilliant.
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:11
I'm jo- I'm totally joking.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:12
[laughs] You're always itchy. You need to get some cream, I've told you. [laughs] Now listen, [laughs] um, we're gonna crack straight on and I'm gonna explain why, right?
Rosie Ramsey· Host1:19
Yes, okay.
Chris Ramsey· Host1:20
Thank you so much for listening. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. If you're watching on YouTube, please consider subscribing. That would be lovely. Uh, I've gotta catch MrBeast. He's on 500 million subscribers. Gotta catch