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Mission to Tryxx (and Treatss)

10/30/202539 min

Insert those earbuds at your own peril, listener, for it’s the spookiest one-shot of the year! The cast is here to make your spine tingle with tales of inscrutable costumes, ghoulish hangovers, and discontinued candy bar recipes! Peep the costume photos.

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Clips

Under-Bed Stranger Escape
Bluey Dad Costume Disaster
Lenin Costume Meltdown Night
The Maine Sleep Watcher
Butterfinger Conspiracy Rant
The Big Fat Fly Vision

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Alden Ford· Host0:00

    [spooky music] Hey, everybody. Uh, happy Halloween times.

  2. Justin Tyler· Host0:12

    What a haunting introduction- [laughs] ... from Alden Ford. Ooh.

  3. Speaker 20:16

    The spookiest episode of Mission to Zyxx.

  4. Alden Ford· Host0:19

    [laughs] Is it safe for me to open my eyes? Uh- Gentle listener, did you feel your h- Uh, s- The back of your neck pr- tingle?

  5. Justin Tyler· Host0:25

    [laughs] Has your hair turned white? [laughs] Has your skin gone bloodless?

  6. Speaker 20:29

    Every pinprick of your skin terrifying you to your core.

  7. Alden Ford· Host0:34

    [laughs] Uh- Hey, casual friendliness is the most terrifying, uh, mode anyone can be. Sure, sure. Thanks for tuning in to this month's one-shot Mission to Zyxx podcast, the first and last episode of a very spooky show. That's right, it's Mission to Tricks and Treats: The Halloween Zyxx Spooktacular. Huh? Halloween is not really my holiday. I've never really gotten it. Uh, so I thought what better- Wow ... you shouldn't be intro-ing this.

  8. Justin Tyler· Host1:03

    [laughs] Ricky, great, great follow.

  9. Alden Ford· Host1:04

    I thought what, what better way, what better way to get into the spirit and really get to the bottom- Right ... of what makes Halloween Halloween?

  10. Speaker 21:11

    Good thing we've got master of terror, Alden Ford- [laughs] [laughs] ... joining us this evening.

  11. Justin Tyler· Host1:15

    The crypt keeper himself. Do you not like Halloween because you're fearless or fearful?

  12. Alden Ford· Host1:20

    Oh, I'm incredibly fearful.

  13. Justin Tyler· Host1:22

    So every day is Halloween.

  14. Alden Ford· Host1:23

    Yes, yes. Like April Fools' Day, which I, a, a holiday I also don't like because I make stupid jokes all the time,

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