Mission to Transcryptss!
7/22/20257 min
We're so excited to announce that all episodes from seasons 1-5 of Mission to Zyxx are now fully transcribed for accessibility, intelligibility and FUN. To read along, head over to missiontozyxx.space, where transcripts are embedded in every episode page!
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First 90 secondsAlden Ford· Host0:00
[theme music] Hey everybody, Alden here. Uh, I just wanted to, uh, give you a quick non-DERF update on a project that, uh, we've been working on here at Mission to Zyxx, which is very close to my heart. As of this very moment, we have completed and uploaded full transcripts of all one hundred thirty-five mainline, uh, Mission to Zyxx episodes to make our show more accessible for the deaf, hard of hearing, uh, non-native English speakers, listeners who might have specific cognitive or attention needs, listeners who might just like to read along as they listen to see bits of dialogue or catch jokes that they may not have heard on the first listen-through, and of course, the countless millions of us that prefer our podcasts exclusively in text form because print is the future. All transcripts for these episodes are available in three places. First, they're embedded in each episode page at missiontozyxx.space. Second, they're available as transcript files on our show page over on maximumfun.org. And finally, we've uploaded and embedded those transcripts into the episodes themselves over on our YouTube channel, where every episode is available now as well. Now, this was a huge effort for a lot of reasons. One, obviously it's impossible to take a show like Mission to Zyxx and feed it through a speech-to-text, uh, algorithm and get anything usable. [chuckles] There are so many made-up names and, and insane sounds that don't register on,