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Mike Tyson and the Met Gala

5/11/202657 min

The guys discuss Mike Tyson, the hantavirus, and golfing with Andrew Santino and Bert Kreischer. They also cover their live show with Chris Rock for the Netflix is a Joke Festival, and go over the news of the week.

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First 90 seconds
  1. Dana Carvey· Host0:00

    [clears throat] Nom. [coughs] This is what we do for eight minutes before each show. [laughs] Try to [blows raspberry] I'm not making a sound effect.

  2. David Spade· Host0:13

    That's just me. [blows raspberry] I'm actually going to a body work guided- Let's start with ailments.

  3. Dana Carvey· Host0:19

    Welcome to- Hmm. Even stars have ailments.

  4. David Spade· Host0:24

    Can an AI do this?

  5. Dana Carvey· Host0:26

    Oh, yeah.

  6. David Spade· Host0:27

    Well, I don't think so.

  7. Dana Carvey· Host0:27

    You know what? They told me if you're ever talking to an AI, like in an alley, I don't know where they think I'm talking to an AI, but they can't do certain things, so you have to quiz them.

  8. David Spade· Host0:36

    Yeah.

  9. Dana Carvey· Host0:36

    I think it's like if you're on a Zoom with an AI- Yeah, yeah ... and you think the person's fake.

  10. David Spade· Host0:40

    Yeah. Fake.

  11. Dana Carvey· Host0:40

    I saw them act it out. And then the guy goes, "Great." I think it was a job interview, and he goes, "Well, everything seems to be in order." And then at the end he goes, "Real quick, can you just put three fingers in front of your face?" And the guy goes, he goes, "Well, look at this," and he goes over and he goes, "This is a diploma I have." And this, he goes, "No, no. Just put, put your fingers in front of your face." And the guy goes like this. And he goes, "Three fingers," and he goes, "This is a little weird. I don't wanna do this."

  12. David Spade· Host1:06

    "I'm, I'm not buying yet."

  13. Dana Carvey· Host1:07

    And then he goes, "Put it in front of your face." And he goes, "I think there's some stuff I just shouldn't do 'cause it just sounds weird." And the guy goes, "Well, you're, everything's riding on this." And he didn't do it. And he goes, "Thank you," click. They can't go like this. For some reason- Hmm ... I don't know. Should we ask AI why AI can't do that?

  14. David Spade· Host1:24

    [laughs] Whoa. There's lots of ways to get rid, rid of AI. If you suspect you're talking to

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