Meal Trainwreck: A The Valley Recap
6/16/202645 min
This week on The Valley, Lala takes up for Janet in a way that makes Kristen crash out for Nia, Schwartz thinks Danny hiding his drinking is both dark and understandable, Jesse makes Michelle cry for reasons unknown again and more!
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First 90 secondsKristen Doute· Soundbite0:00
Calm down ... in that group chat Hold on. Where is this coming from? Because I'm tired of [censored] people going FBI. I'm [censored] tired of it. You gotta calm down, babe. No one up here is freaking out. Listen, if someone [censored] came after the people that you guys love, you'd have their [censored] back, too. But nobody's going after- But no one's doing nothing like that ... anybody like that. So you know that that's why I came up here.
Kara Berry· Host0:16
No one needs to come up here.
Kristen Doute· Soundbite0:16
I know. I understand. You understand now?
Kara Berry· Host0:18
I just do.
Kristen Doute· Soundbite0:18
And now that you've explained it to me, and she's explained it to me- Okay ... now I understand. Okay, okay. They always want the pit bull until the pit bull's not on their side, but any one of them, my friends, who needs me to back them up, they're like, "Get 'em, Kristen. Sic 'em." And then the second it doesn't appease them, then they're [censored].
Kara Berry· Host0:45
[upbeat music] Hello, you guys. Welcome back to another episode here at Everyone's Business But Mine with me, Kara Berry. Today we are briefly, and I do mean briefly, talking, uh, what's it called? [laughs] The Valley. I was really set to call it, uh, In The City. Might as well. Actually, I shouldn't. I should give In The City more credit. I think it might be, is more entertaining than The Valley. This episode was a real flop for me. I was not connecting to it. I was not vibing with it. I was like, "Gosh, can I [laughs] fake sick?