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MBMBaM 800: Platonic Soapbox Sex Coffin

2/9/202656 min

It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys.

Suggested Talking Points: Da Man in Da Goobermask, Be Gentle About Deck Size, Trade Your Brother for a Website, Hone Your Brain and Ditch Your Shame

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First 90 seconds
  1. Justin McElroy· Host0:00

    The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

  2. Griffin McElroy· Host0:20

    One, two, three, four! [upbeat music] It's the start of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossomed. It's ripened into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like... My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. Yes, it's true, oh, it's better, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you.

  3. Speaker 21:09

    Hello, everybody, and welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and Me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tiberius McElroy.

  4. Travis McElroy· Host1:18

    What's up, Trav Nation? It's me, your middle brother, Travis "Big Dog" Vroom Vroom, The Rocket McElroy.

  5. Griffin McElroy· Host1:23

    What's up, Trav Nation? It's me, Griffin McElroy, your sweet baby brother, 30 Under 30 media luminary, fastball.

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