MBMBaM 799: A Regular Human Footballman
2/2/202655 min
While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers.
Suggested Talking Points: A Murder Most Fowl, We Use All Parts of the Joke, Non-American Burgers, Hot Palm on the Griddle, Must Be the Funny
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
Griffin McElroy· Host0:20
One, two, three, four! It's the start of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossomed. It's ripened into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like... My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. 'Cause it's true, oh, it's better, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you.
Justin McElroy· Host1:09
Hello, everybody, welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and Me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
Travis McElroy· Host1:14
What's up, Trav Nation? It's me, your middleest brother, Travis "Big Dog" Wolf of- from, from the Rocket McElroy.
Griffin McElroy· Host1:19
What's up, Trav Nation? It's me... I was so distracted by the Rocket. Your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.
Travis McElroy· Host1:26
That's how he gets you. That's how the Rocket gets you. You get distracted by