MBMBaM 797: Safe and Full of Grubs
1/19/202658 min
If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very excited for our groundbreaking advancements in the field of Stroganoff.
Suggested talking points: I Have Nipples Joker, Judas Cum Prudence, We say yes First and then we shit on it, Strogan-on, Beef Juice Novak, Crowen Wilson
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First 90 secondsGriffin McElroy· Host0:00
The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
Montaigne· Soundbite0:20
One, two, three, four! [upbeat music] It's the start of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's ripened into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like... My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. My life, oh, it's better, it's better with you. 'Cause it's true, oh, it's better, it's better with two. My life, oh, it's better with you.
Justin McElroy· Host1:09
Hello, everybody, welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and Me, an advice show from the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
Travis McElroy· Host1:15
What's up, Trav Nation? I'm your middle-est brother, Travis, Big Dog, wolf, wolf, vroom, vroom, Big Unit McElroy.
Griffin McElroy· Host1:20
What's- ooh, uh, welcome- No, actually, no, dude. I think actually you need to- No, dude. I think you need to drop one- No, dude. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop! I like Big Unit. I like Big Unit. You need to lose