Matteo Lane Returns
1/22/20261 hr 7 min
Welcome! This week’s guest is the hilarious and talented Matteo Lane! Matteo and Caleb talk movie watching habits, flight attendants, a harrowing situation involving a security camera, a cook book, instagram DM’s, and much more!
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Speaker 10:16
[keyboard clacking] Okay, flight's on Air Canada. Where'd you wanna go?
Speaker 00:21
The Azores for its hot springs and volcanoes?
Speaker 10:24
Hmm. Speaking of volcanoes, what about Japan?
Speaker 00:27
Hmm. You know I love sushi.
Speaker 10:29
Not as much as I love tapas. Maybe Mallorca. [keyboard clacking] We could hit the beach, then go hiking.
Speaker 00:34
Hiking? Or how about a seaside stroll in Sicily?
Speaker 10:38
Ooh, I do love cannolis.
Speaker 00:39
Wait, what do you think of- With a world of destinations to choose from, good luck picking just one.
Speaker 20:45
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Speaker 31:05
[gentle music] Wave.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:08
Are you in therapy?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:11
Yeah.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:12
Really?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:12
Are you kidding? I'm s- Once a week? Yeah, once a week.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:15
Hour?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:15
Uh, yeah. [laughs] One hour.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:17
One hour a week.
Matteo Lane· Guest1:17
Yeah.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:17
[laughs] Guy or girl?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:18
D- guy.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:19
Older?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:20
Yes.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:20
Gay?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:21
Yes.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:21
Hmm. How's it going?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:22
Good.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:23
Yeah?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:23
He's really great.
Caleb Hearon· Host1:24
What are you talking about in there right now?
Matteo Lane· Guest1:25
Uh, well, uh.
Unknown speaker1:26
[laughs] [laughs] [upbeat music]