Matching Tattoos, Conspiracy Theories and Kevin Hart Roast
6/15/202641 min
Will Romesh retire from comedy at 50? Will ‘Heartbreak is the hardest thing’ become a chart-topping single? And will Tom wear a toupee?On this week’s episode we also reveal our matching Wolf & Owl tattoos - yes, we got it done! Plus, the Wolf & Owl club night IS happening! Make sure to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. 00:00 Intro00:36 Tattoo reveal4:37 Michael Jordan6:31 The big step back10:03 Romesh the movie star12:29 The Wolf & Owl club night15:46 AI and songs18:29 Wigs and types19:10 Event organisers21:54 The roast of Kevin Hart33:35 Love for Tom34:18 - Magnifying glasses36:29 - Shout outs38:01 - Itchy toilet paper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsTom Davis· Host0:00
Hello.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:00
Welcome- Hello ... to The Wolf and Owl.
Tom Davis· Host0:04
Hello, friends.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:04
Um, great to be here, isn't it?
Tom Davis· Host0:06
Good to be here, my guy.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:07
Really good to be here. Nice T-shirt.
Tom Davis· Host0:08
Thank you very much.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:09
I've not worn just a T-shirt on this before.
Tom Davis· Host0:11
No, yeah.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:12
I get kind of nervous about- Why do you get nervous? I don't know. I like layers.
Tom Davis· Host0:15
You look nice.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:15
I like layers.
Tom Davis· Host0:16
You don't need to have a layer.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:17
I do.
Tom Davis· Host0:18
Arms look good, boy.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:19
I know.
Tom Davis· Host0:19
Forearms look hench.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:20
Thanks.
Speaker 30:21
[singing] Yo. Yo, what d'you want, beak or jaws? Feathers or fur? Sharp teeth or feet with claws? Whatever's preferred. Just kidding, every word in this song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:36
Uh, now, this arm- Yeah ... if you look here, looks like a bit scaly.
Tom Davis· Host0:40
Yeah.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:40
That's because I've got second skin on.
Tom Davis· Host0:42
Yeah.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:42
'Cause I've got some ink done.
Tom Davis· Host0:45
New ink. You're looking good.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:46
Paul Boxall at Brothers in Arts.
Tom Davis· Host0:47
Shout out Paul Boxall.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:48
But, but, um- The Boxmeister ... we've got to, we've got- And Carl, by the way ... And Carl, yeah. Big up Carl. Both excellent. Best in the game.
Tom Davis· Host0:56
Both incredible aren't they, yeah.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host0:57
Let's, uh, shall we do our reveal?
Tom Davis· Host1:00
Yeah. I've got mine slightly more sort of Bert Kreischer than yours. Look at that, baby.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host1:06
I don't know if I- Look at this. We have got matching Wolf and Owl tattoos.
Tom Davis· Host1:12
[laughs] It's got like a tit out.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host1:16
What? Yeah.
Tom Davis· Host1:17
Like a tit. [laughs] Like a boob out. I sort of, as soon as I, I realized we'd have to reveal it, I- That's right, baby.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host1:24
Wolf and Owl tattoos.
Tom Davis· Host1:25
Yeah. You can get it at the Paul Boxall design.
Romesh Ranganathan· Host1:27
You can get them, yeah. We, Paul, Paul Boxall's doing them