Martial Arts
6/3/20261 hr 7 min
Munashe of Birmingham kicks of a new season of the Three Bean Salad by feeding the topic of martial arts into the Bean Machine. So far the Bean Machine hasn’t awoken abruptly from a deep trance-like state to say the words “I know Kung Fu” but you’ll know when it does because it will quickly lead to an extinction level event.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
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First 90 secondsHenry Paker· Host0:00
[upbeat music] We're back.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:09
Holy cripes.
Henry Paker· Host0:11
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:12
Whoa.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:13
Can it be true?
Henry Paker· Host0:16
[laughs] It's happening again.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:17
[laughs] Have they learnt nothing?
Mike Wozniak· Host0:19
[laughs] Ooh.
Henry Paker· Host0:21
Well, welcome back, everyone. We hope you had a good early summer.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:24
Mm.
Henry Paker· Host0:25
Is May early summer or is it late spring?
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:27
Late spring.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:28
Yeah, I'd, I'd vote late spring. Yeah.
Henry Paker· Host0:29
It's feeling late spring weather-wise.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:31
Yes.
Henry Paker· Host0:31
W- so just to be totally transparent- Yes ... and that's because that's what we stand for here at Three Bean Salad- Yeah ... just transparency.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:37
Complete transparency of process.
Henry Paker· Host0:39
Yeah. [laughs] [laughs] And of process. [laughs] [laughs] Both, isn't it?
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:43
Yeah.
Henry Paker· Host0:43
And process is related to- And, and process as well. And, and process.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:46
[laughs] We, we process transparently, uh- Through the process ... through the, through the process. Exactly.
Henry Paker· Host0:52
Yeah. And if our last brunch together is anything, anything to go by, prosecco as well.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:55
[laughs] Oh.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:56
Oh.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:57
Oh, boy, Bonzo.
Benjamin Partridge· Host0:58
[laughs] Oh.
Mike Wozniak· Host0:59
[laughs] Really testing the word bottomless to its limit, didn't he?
Henry Paker· Host1:03
[laughs] [laughs] Well, I mean, [laughs] you said you did that with your trousers, didn't you, Jon? [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] As well, which is...
Mike Wozniak· Host1:10
[laughs] It's one of Bonzo's bottomless topless away days, isn't it?
Benjamin Partridge· Host1:15
[laughs] And they are.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:15
Just wearing a belt.
Henry Paker· Host1:18
[laughs] He wears a, uh... And it's always a different sponsored belt, isn't it?
Benjamin Partridge· Host1:22
Yes.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:22
That's right. Uh, it was Hewlett Packard. Wasn't it? [laughs] Thanks, th- thanks to the boys at Hewlett Packard.
Henry Paker· Host1:26
[laughs] [laughs] Yeah.
Mike Wozniak· Host1:28
It's a belt, it's a belt and wang snood.