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We Might Be Drunk

Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

5/18/20261 hr 30 min

Mark and Sam recap a chaotic Netflix Festival weekend in LA, rubbing elbows with comedy royalty, almost hitching a ride on Jerry Seinfeld’s private jet, and surviving brutal travel disasters. They get into roast culture, passport disasters, horror movie paranoia, David Cross vs. fart humor, and why Kevin Nealon may have delivered the greatest accidental moment of the trip. Plus, they debate action movie legends, revisit classic Seinfeld and Curb moments, and somehow end up discussing sat-on balls and motorcycle helmets. Sponsored by: Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/MIGHTBEDRUNK for 10% off your order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK. Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #WilliesRemedy #Pestie #Hims #IQBAR #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

Seinfeld Says "Not Funny"
Turned Down Jerry’s Private Jet
Bomb In Room, Kill Online
Why Roasts Feel Different Now
Forgot Passport, Still Made Gig
Clout Scramble In Group Photo

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Mark Normand· Host0:00

    [upbeat jazz music] Van Corone is a guy you could tag.

  2. Sam Morril· Host0:07

    Oh, he's good.

  3. Mark Normand· Host0:08

    He's good.

  4. Sam Morril· Host0:09

    All these LA photographers were leading off. Yeah. What, 12 bad photos of me. Why, why are we doing this?

  5. Mark Normand· Host0:14

    [laughs] I know. It's like the beginning of Batman. [laughs] Da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

  6. Sam Morril· Host0:18

    It's like a fun house mirror.

  7. Speaker 20:19

    We need some innovation in this field, 'cause otherwise it's just sort of like this picture over and over again.

  8. Mark Normand· Host0:23

    Sure.

  9. Speaker 20:24

    So I'm thankful to the Van Corones of the world that do this sort of thing. And this is a little over the top, but, like- You know, it's clever, but it's just a lot.

  10. Mark Normand· Host0:30

    Yeah.

  11. Sam Morril· Host0:30

    Yeah.

  12. Mark Normand· Host0:30

    It's like when the, the newspaper spins in an old movie.

  13. Sam Morril· Host0:32

    Yeah. [laughs] Yeah, that was a wild weekend in LA, man. [burps] Are you still a little burnt out from it?

  14. Mark Normand· Host0:37

    A little, but I'm, I'm back. I'm back. I- A lot of drinking. A lot of drinking, and then we, we, we were so busy. We had a full dance card. We wake up- Yeah ... podcast at 10:30 in the morning, then we'd have another one at 1:00, then shows that night.

  15. Sam Morril· Host0:49

    Then that Netflix brunch.

  16. Mark Normand· Host0:50

    Oh, the brunch.

  17. Sam Morril· Host0:51

    The brunch was crazy.

  18. Mark Normand· Host0:52

    I could do an hour on the brunch.

  19. Sam Morril· Host0:54

    I mean, talking to Srandos. Nice guy.

  20. Mark Normand· Host0:56

    Great guy. Hell of a Greek.

  21. Sam Morril· Host0:58

    He was cool.

  22. Mark Normand· Host0:58

    Cool guy. Uh, gave us- Nice place ... great place. He's got, like, a Shangrila over there.

  23. Sam Morril· Host1:03

    In Paris?

  24. Mark Normand· Host1:03

    Yeah. And a beautiful tent. Horrible food. Come on, Ted.

  25. Sam Morril· Host1:08

    The food grew on me.

  26. Mark Normand· Host1:09

    Eh.

  27. Sam Morril· Host1:09

    He was pandering with that menu a little bit.

  28. Mark Normand· Host1:11

    A little bit, yeah.

  29. Sam Morril· Host1:12

    I mean, you got the fried chicken, you got the fucking waffles.

  30. Mark Normand· Host1:16

    Yeah, yeah. Mac and cheese.

  31. Sam Morril· Host1:17

    If they had grape soda, I would've been like, "Dude."

  32. Speaker 21:18

    [laughs] Give me some details about the schmooze there, though.

  33. Sam Morril· Host1:22

    That, that, that fucking w- those waffles were good, though.

  34. Mark Normand· Host1:24

    Very good waffles.

  35. Sam Morril· Host1:24

    I could do an hour on the waffles. [laughs] No, the schmooze was crazy. I mean, it was a, it was a real who's who. Everyone

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