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We Might Be Drunk

Mark Normand & Sam Morril w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

4/27/20261 hr 40 min

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover it all, Portland seafood, comedy buses, MSG cop shows, porn etiquette, dating peeves, fake tits in politics, Christmas movies, baseball legends, and the greatest American bands. Plus, they dive into expensive hotels, day drinking regret, Babe Ruth’s insane diet, and why you should never summon a comedian from across the bar. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey #sponsored Willie’s RemedyOrder now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders over $95. Enjoy life in the high country. #sponsored IQBARText DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus free shipping. Message and data rates may apply. #sponsored HimsGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, hair loss, weight loss, and more at https://hims.com/DRUNK #sponsored ShopifyStart selling today with a $1 per month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clips

Showing 10 of 11
“Send me a car, I’m a feminist”
Following Fat Joe at MSG
Kristi Noem husband leak reaction
Arena attention span problem
The SVU joke that bombed
AI replacing realtors and porn
Edgy cops, then Cyndi Lauper
The seafood bill that got away
When jokes complicate dating
Fear of it all disappearing

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Mark Normand· Host0:00

    [upbeat jazz music] Hey, hey, folks. Here we are. We're back. It's 77 degrees outside.

  2. Sam Morril· Host0:10

    I, I can't believe what these things are here.

  3. Mark Normand· Host0:13

    Oh, yeah.

  4. Sam Morril· Host0:13

    Puppets.

  5. Mark Normand· Host0:14

    The Stranger Things kids are back. [laughs] Look at this. This is crazy.

  6. Sam Morril· Host0:17

    This is how I pass out, hopefully not around Mark. I'm getting a- [laughs] ... a teabag supreme.

  7. Mark Normand· Host0:21

    Oh, yeah.

  8. Sam Morril· Host0:22

    Look at that.

  9. Mark Normand· Host0:22

    Wow. I mean, look at it. It's a real jacket, real glass. This is, uh... They didn't s- What's with the beard, though?

  10. Sam Morril· Host0:28

    You don't, you don't have that long a beard either, do you?

  11. Mark Normand· Host0:30

    Yeah, that's crazy.

  12. Sam Morril· Host0:31

    You look like a bad boy in, like, an '80s sitcom. [laughs] Who's that, Kirk Cameron?

  13. Mark Normand· Host0:34

    Right, right. Yeah, they didn't, uh... What's the word I'm looking for? Spinch? Uh, pinch? What do you call when you go cheap?

  14. Sam Morril· Host0:42

    I look a little special needs.

  15. Mark Normand· Host0:43

    A little bit, yeah.

  16. Sam Morril· Host0:44

    I mean, look at that shit.

  17. Mark Normand· Host0:45

    But they got the tight curls. The, mine are a little looser. I mean, they kinda nailed everything.

  18. Sam Morril· Host0:49

    Yeah, dude. We definitely both have pube beards.

  19. Mark Normand· Host0:51

    Yeah, that's true. That's true.

  20. Sam Morril· Host0:53

    Did you make this? Someone sent it in.

  21. Speaker 2· Soundbite0:55

    Puppet Mechanics on Etsy.

  22. Mark Normand· Host0:57

    Puppet Mechanics, thank you.

  23. Sam Morril· Host0:59

    I love it, dude.

  24. Mark Normand· Host1:00

    These are killer.

  25. Sam Morril· Host1:00

    The Knicks jersey, awesome.

  26. Mark Normand· Host1:02

    He had a great idea to get, um, Santino and, uh, Adam Ray to do the puppet voices.

  27. Sam Morril· Host1:06

    Oh, shit. These are great. Yeah, man, where, where were you this weekend?

  28. Mark Normand· Host1:12

    I was in Portland, Oregon, and then I drove to Providence, did the Vets, and then I drove home that night.

  29. Sam Morril· Host1:18

    Wait, Portland, Or- Portland, Maine.

  30. Mark Normand· Host1:21

    Portland, Maine. Sorry, Portland, Maine.

  31. Sam Morril· Host1:21

    Oh, but that's a fucking drive, dude.

  32. Mark Normand· Host1:22

    I'm an idiot. Portland, Maine.

  33. Sam Morril· Host1:24

    Damn.

  34. Mark Normand· Host1:24

    Yeah, great club.

  35. Sam Morril· Host1:25

    Yeah, Portland, Maine's great. Oh.

  36. Mark Normand· Host1:26

    Great town.

  37. Sam Morril· Host1:27

    Just lobster genocide wherever

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