Mall Walkers! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4/6/20261 hr 7 min
Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping and 365-day returns. BlueChew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First 90 secondsH. Foley· Host0:00
Gang, let me really quick tell you what you might not know. The boys wanna see you in Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke festival in May, and we wanna see you this week in Chicago, so grab your squad and come hang.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:10
Yeah, if you've never been to a live show, it's a good time. We do some standup, then we've, we play AYG with the crowd. You've seen the clips. You get your garbage question read. We call you trash. We make fun of you. It's a good time. We celebrate Army of Garbage. We love you.
H. Foley· Host0:21
See you there. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Kevin Ryan· Host0:28
Hey, yeah.
H. Foley· Host0:28
It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're either too classy- Yeah ... or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:34
Trash, trash, trash.
H. Foley· Host0:36
I'm your host, H. Holy, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toady's in a new edition. She, um, well, Kevin'll tell you more.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:43
[laughs] More to love.
H. Foley· Host0:45
My co-host is coming at you from across the table. If you don't know, this is what we call a family episode.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:50
Whoa.
H. Foley· Host0:50
Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Give it up for my good pal, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Kevin Ryan· Host0:57
Hey, oh, thank you. Thank you, please stop. Stop.
H. Foley· Host1:00
The boss with the hot sauce.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:00
Hey, gang.
H. Foley· Host1:01
The jean jacket man.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:02
Yeah. How you doing?
H. Foley· Host1:03
Flexing jean jacket.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:04
My James Dean years. My Jimmy Dean years.
H. Foley· Host1:07
[laughs] And a can of, can of beer.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:08
Sure.
H. Foley· Host1:09
[laughs] You like a can of beer, don't you?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:11
Sure. What? Yes. So do you.
H. Foley· Host1:13
You were asking for beers at that show.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:14
What show?
H. Foley· Host1:15
Can I get two, actually?
Kevin Ryan· Host1:16
Yeah, well, they're giving to me.
H. Foley· Host1:17
Sluggin' beers. Drinking beers.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:19
Hey, somebody was bothered by that.
H. Foley· Host1:21
Drinking Diet Cokes like, oh yeah.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:24
[laughs] With a lime. Wacko.
H. Foley· Host1:27
I prefer a lime.
Kevin Ryan· Host1:28
Oh, do you? Hey, what's up? I'm Kevin Ryan,