Make God Raff
5/4/20261 hr 24 min
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First 90 secondsAndrew Santino· Host0:00
Your hair looks fantastic Thank you.
Bobby Lee· Host0:01
I have a new name though. Can I just do it?
Andrew Santino· Host0:02
What is it?
Bobby Lee· Host0:02
Hey, how you doing? I'm Andrew Rice Clay.
Andrew Santino· Host0:05
[laughs] That's really good.
Bobby Lee· Host0:07
Okay, good.
Andrew Santino· Host0:08
Andrew Rice Clay?
Bobby Lee· Host0:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host0:09
So good.
Bobby Lee· Host0:10
Thank you. Um, so I, you know, as we- But- As you know- Hey, I'm Sebastian Maneschevitzvia.
Andrés Rosende· Panelist0:17
[laughs] [laughs] That's really good.
Andrew Santino· Host0:21
[laughs] All right, let's get, let's... Off of our impressions.
Bobby Lee· Host0:24
Can we open that with that?
Andrew Santino· Host0:25
100%.
Andrés Rosende· Panelist0:26
You two are bad friends.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:28
Who are these two idiots?
Andrés Rosende· Panelist0:29
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
Speaker 3· Panelist0:34
Well, you two are something.
Andrés Rosende· Panelist0:36
We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee· Host0:38
Um, so, you know, I have a bunch of Filipinos living in my house.
Andrew Santino· Host0:42
Too many. Some would argue that you're at the limit.
Bobby Lee· Host0:45
You know, like, with animals, you know how you can only have a certain animals in your house?
Andrew Santino· Host0:48
Careful.
Bobby Lee· Host0:49
How many Filip- Careful now.
Andrew Santino· Host0:51
[laughs] I don't think animals and Filipinos should be- They're not even the same thing, 'cause Filipinos are humans. But you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipinos.
Bobby Lee· Host0:57
Or just anybody, I guess.
Andrew Santino· Host0:58
What's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time?
Bobby Lee· Host1:01
In California?
Andrew Santino· Host1:02
In California.
Bobby Lee· Host1:02
I think it's five.
Andrew Santino· Host1:03
I think... Five of each breed?
Bobby Lee· Host1:05
No, just five.
Andrew Santino· Host1:06
Five animals?
Bobby Lee· Host1:07
Yeah.
Andrew Santino· Host1:07
There's no way.
Bobby Lee· Host1:08
You think it's higher?
Andrew Santino· Host1:09
It's got... I bet it's, like, five cats, five do- I bet it's, like- No.
Bobby Lee· Host1:11
What, what, what is it?
Andrew Santino· Host1:12
I mean, there might not be a restrictive number.
Bobby Lee· Host1:13
There is a restrictive.
Andrew Santino· Host1:14
Total pet limits in some areas like Long Beach resident restricted to a total of four, four w- weaned pets. So they must be- You gotta wean them ... spayed or neutered.
Bobby Lee· Host1:22
And I have a business where I wean them.
Andrew Santino· Host1:23
Look at this, three or four dogs or cats combined without a special kennel permit. It limits v- v- very wildly by municipality.