LONG LIVE FOZBALL!
4/23/202659 min
Chaos, pranks and conspiracy theories collide as Trish returns, tensions rise, and the crew deliver laughs, fights, and classic Fozball energy.
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0:00–Where’s Trish?
1:30–Prank on Trish
3:30–Coming Up Next Week
5:20–Trish Enters
7:30–Intro Question
10:00–Our Week
14:30–Trish Stand-Up Announcement
17:30–Matt’s Conspiracy
22:00–Royals in Australia
27:00–Matt’s Segment
36:00–Melbourne Machete Clean-Up
42:00–Trish & Matty Fight
46:00–Quote of the Week
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First 90 secondsMatty Johns· Host0:00
Okay, one, two, everyone. One, two, one, two. Now we're g- we're up to a bit of, uh, shenanigans, boys. We're in here quietly. We've come in early while Trish has taken Luigi- Shh.
Cooper Johns· Host0:11
Look at us being all silent. I know ...
Matty Johns· Host0:12
she's taking Luigi to, Luigi to the vet. We think she's just a minute or two away, so we'll just keep our voices down. But Tr- We think she's getting de-sexed. He's not getting de-sexed.
Cooper Johns· Host0:22
No, she. Trish? I said she was.
Matty Johns· Host0:23
Oh, Trish is getting de-sexed.
Cooper Johns· Host0:25
I thought you said she.
Matty Johns· Host0:25
It's already happened. [laughs] Uh, no, it's not important 'cause I've had, I've had a vasectomy, so it's fine. But, uh, no, Luigi's getting her a- anal glands tested.
Cooper Johns· Host0:33
Oh. [laughs] How was that- His ... vasectomy?
Matty Johns· Host0:36
Anal gl- the vasectomy? Um- Does it hurt?
Cooper Johns· Host0:39
Like anal gl- No ... I mean, not anal glands, like the vasectomy, does it hurt when- Yeah ... you sort of end that part of you?
Matty Johns· Host0:45
Uh, when you come out of recovery, it's a little bit tender.
Cooper Johns· Host0:48
Yeah. What do you mean by tender? Like- Oh, you, you wouldn't want to- ... is it like, are we talking like, uh, a bloody Jordan Ricky nail in the foot sort of stuff or are we talking like a- Put it this way, you wouldn't grab hold of it. Right. Okay.
Matty Johns· Host0:58
Even y- matter of fact, it's so sensitive I didn't shake when I urinated.
Cooper Johns· Host1:02
That's hard because, like... Well, not hard, but it's- It wasn't hard ... it's very, um- Oh, right ... it's, it's difficult because obviously that's such a part of you. Yeah.
Matty Johns· Host1:11
Vital part. In fact, it's so vital, without it, you blokes wouldn't be here.
Cooper Johns· Host1:15
You know what- So there you go, smart arse ... you know, when, when Trish comes in, can we do a thing, uh, where today, 'cause we've been getting some, like, uh, our listeners know how unfunny she is and that.
Matty Johns· Host1:24
Yep. Yep.
Cooper Johns· Host1:25
But can we laugh at everything she says? Yeah, like- So, like, we make it seem like she's,