Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
6/19/202645 min
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart.
After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum.
The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them.
Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face.
00:00 Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?15:20 Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?20:50 Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal
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First 90 secondsGaz· Host0:00
Take it away, Abbs. [upbeat music] Can't hear her. Oh my God, Abby, we can't hear you. [laughs] The audio's just changed. You can't hear us?
Peter Crouch· Host0:13
We can't hear you. You can't hear us? We can't hear you.
Gaz· Host0:16
Can Matt get back on the, uh- [laughs] I'm joking.
Peter Crouch· Host0:20
Oh.
Gaz· Host0:20
Oh, you knob.
Peter Crouch· Host0:21
Oh my God. [laughs] What a knob.
Abbey Clancy· Host0:25
Hello, and welcome to The Shaiteri Crouch with me, Abby Cuncie.
Peter Crouch· Host0:31
Me, Peter Crouch.
Gaz· Host0:33
[laughs] And me, Gaz.
Peter Crouch· Host0:35
This, now, what we've realized, okay, what we've realized on The Therapy Crouch is that remote records- Long distance relationships do not work. Yeah, so if you're having a long distance relationship, fucking end it right now. [laughs] Because they don't work, long distance pods don't work. This, trying to set this up now has been nothing short of an absolute shambles. Thoughts, Gaz? I'm blaming you entirely.
Gaz· Host1:01
I don't know, it's like one thing after another. It's like a r- runaway train.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:05
I've been sent to Portugal with all the kids, left to fend for myself, uh, set up a podcast on my own.
Peter Crouch· Host1:13
Fend. Fend for herself.
Abbey Clancy· Host1:14
[laughs] Um, thank God Matt's here to help me, um, while the whole team are just basically having a jolly in LA.
Peter Crouch· Host1:23
Frigging hell. Um, look, can I just stop you right there with this jolly situation? [laughs] Just 'cause there's a, you know, the weather's