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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Live from the Rose Bowl | 2 Bears 5K

5/18/20261 hr 15 min

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Clips

Jelly Roll’s life-saving turn
Counting stairs, planning chairs
Shaving 14 minutes off
Bert admits Mounjaro shots
New freedoms after weight loss
Testosterone ‘cocktail’ origin story
Belly button became an outie

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Tom Segura· Host0:00

    What's up? Are you in Austin? Are you visiting Austin? Do you live in Austin? Well, I welcome you to please come check out Cicciobomba. That is the Italian bakery that I have opened in Austin. We are now at three locations. We're at the Fairground Food Hall underneath the Wells Fargo building downtown, we are in the lobby of the Scarborough building, and we have our all-new flagship location at 1100 South Lamar, right in front of the Alamo Drafthouse. We have pastries, we have coffee, we have homemade Italian sandwiches, we have pizza, we have pasta. So just come in, rub my big belly, which it's on a statue, eat some food, and enjoy yourself, and I hope you have a good time at Cicciobomba, which means little fat ass.

  2. Bert Kreischer· Host0:43

    100%. [upbeat music] Cheers. [audience laughing] Hello, everybody.

  3. Tom Segura· Host0:50

    Hi, everyone.

  4. Bert Kreischer· Host0:52

    Oh, this chair feels fucking nice.

  5. Tom Segura· Host0:56

    Oh my God.

  6. Bert Kreischer· Host0:57

    Did anyone else set a per- personal best today? [audience cheering] Is anyone down weight from the first time they ran it? [audience cheering] [laughs] They're out of breath.

  7. Tom Segura· Host1:09

    [laughs] Did anyone set a really crazy time on the first heat?

  8. Speaker 21:14

    Five minutes.

  9. Tom Segura· Host1:16

    Five minutes, yeah.

  10. Bert Kreischer· Host1:16

    [audience laughing] 22 minutes, personal best.

  11. Tom Segura· Host1:20

    Wow.

  12. Bert Kreischer· Host1:20

    Just shy of a 5K.

  13. Tom Segura· Host1:22

    [laughs] [laughs] Thank you guys for coming out. Give yourselves a round of applause. Thank you for being here, everybody.

  14. Unknown speaker1:29

    [audience cheering]

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