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5/11/202635 min

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about coffee.

Next week, we want to hear your questions about LANGUAGES. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Oliver Geraghty Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

Clips

Coffee: Capitalism’s Secret Engine
Matcha Over Flat White Abroad
Coffee-Induced Interview Meltdown
The Global Coffee Shop Aesthetic
Italy’s Unwritten Coffee Rules
London Coffee Clapback
Tea As A Language Of Care
Blue Mountain And Broken Systems
Your Order, Your Ego

Transcript preview

First 90 seconds

  1. Miquita Oliver· Host0:00

    This episode of Miss Me contains very strong language and adult themes, and by the end of it, you really will be dying, dying for a coffee.

  2. Jordan Stephens· Host0:08

    [upbeat music] Hello, everybody. Welcome to Listen Bitch. I'm back.

  3. Miquita Oliver· Host0:24

    Yeah.

  4. Jordan Stephens· Host0:24

    And I'm a bitch. [laughs] I've been a bitch.

  5. Miquita Oliver· Host0:27

    Sometimes.

  6. Jordan Stephens· Host0:28

    We love bitches.

  7. Miquita Oliver· Host0:29

    That's right. I'm a sexy bitch.

  8. Jordan Stephens· Host0:31

    So I'm here, I'm here to listen.

  9. Miquita Oliver· Host0:32

    And, uh, I've had a hell of a morning with dogs. Zeddy diarrhea'd in the morning.

  10. Jordan Stephens· Host0:38

    Where?

  11. Miquita Oliver· Host0:39

    My white rug, and- Oh ... took him there. And now- That's a smart move for a, as a dog owner, a white rug ... I know. This is what I thought as I was on all fours- [laughs] ... scrubbing it at 6:00 in the morning. I was like, "You knew this would be an issue."

  12. Jordan Stephens· Host0:51

    Yeah, this has happened before, but you need to stop giving them treats.

  13. Miquita Oliver· Host0:54

    And now Scout, um, mom just said that they're taking Scout to the vet.

  14. Jordan Stephens· Host0:58

    [gasps] No.

  15. Miquita Oliver· Host0:59

    Her leg's not good.

  16. Jordan Stephens· Host1:00

    We're gonna put Scout down?

  17. Miquita Oliver· Host1:01

    No. Just, like, her leg's gone, and Kelly's carrying her.

  18. Jordan Stephens· Host1:06

    Well, how old is Scout?

  19. Miquita Oliver· Host1:07

    [sighs] About 11 and a half.

  20. Jordan Stephens· Host1:09

    Mm.

  21. Miquita Oliver· Host1:10

    Yeah, like, Pig, I was with Grimmy at the weekend. Pig's 14 now. Go on, Pig.

  22. Jordan Stephens· Host1:15

    Mm.

  23. Miquita Oliver· Host1:15

    Yeah, Grimmy's beautiful dog. Anyway, so anyway, [laughs] let's do coffee. [laughs] Let's do coffee.

  24. Jordan Stephens· Host1:22

    Look at my mug.

  25. Miquita Oliver· Host1:23

    Who's on your mug?

  26. Jordan Stephens· Host1:24

    [slurps] Wanna smash?

  27. Miquita Oliver· Host1:26

    Oh my god, Jordan, that's...

  28. Jordan Stephens· Host1:28

    [laughs] It's from a Smash It Room.

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