Leland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie
5/26/202655 min
To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversational environment in which wit, glamour, and industry expertise operate at optimal levels. Once the guest is securely introduced, permit Leland to provide calibrated insight into the mechanics of songwriting, DJing, and music production, whilst Trixie supplies approved quantities of commentary, disruption, and theatrical puns. Adjust the tonal balance as needed by increasing levity, reducing dead air, and applying a generous layer of anecdotal reverb to all discussions of pop music, creative collaboration, and never-before-heard-tea. Upon completion, the resulting episode should present as a fully mastered audio experience, combining professional tonal quality and highly-glossed podcast instability. Follow Leland: @leland If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: https://bit.ly/3OdtU5X To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD To get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD Get prepped for patio season for way less! To shop all things home, head to https://Wayfair.com To learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: https://mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarter Shop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: https://bathandbodyworks.com Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsTrixie Mattel· Host0:00
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