Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
4/21/20261 hr 14 min
According to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process involving cognition, limbic activation, involuntary nervous response, and extremely localized arousal of genital tissues, primarily with, but not limited to, the Pee Pee and the Vee Vee. In males, nitric oxide is released within the corpora cavernosa, causing smooth muscle relaxation, increased arterial inflow, and the glorious phenomenon of penile tumescence, all in the hopes of attaining orgasm and ejaculation, not necessarily in that order. In females, arousal commonly includes vaso-congestion of the clitoris and labia, lubricated via plasma transudation, and the ever-so-slightly-tumescent expansion of genital and pelvic tissues. Arousal within all humans is multidimensional rather than purely genital, as it can be facilitated by both sensory input and cognition, typically when butts, boobies, purple-helmeted love warriors, and quivering mounds of sex pudding are present. In conclusion, Dr's Schaal and Zamo contend that to be bricked, is indeed, to be alive. Go to Kristen's Instagram Bio for links to the 3 L.A. shows of her play, "The Legend of Crystal Shell": https://www.instagram.com/k.schaal/ Way Day is THE sale to shop the best deals in home! To shop Way Day from April 25th through the 27th, head to: https://Wayfair.com To get 15% off your first order when you use BALD at checkout, head to: https://zbiotics.com/BALD If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! To get 15% off your first order, use code PODCAST15 at: https://Zenni.com/PODCAST Need a website? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALD To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: https://Ro.co/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First 90 secondsSpeaker 00:00
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Speaker 10:14
[upbeat music] Hey, Mama. Thanks for making all my favorite recipes.
Kristen Schaal· Guest0:18
[upbeat music] Hi, Ma. Thanks for your unfiltered advice.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:21
[upbeat music] Hi, Mom. Thanks for always being by the phone.
Kristen Schaal· Guest0:25
[upbeat music] Hey, Mom. Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 40:27
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Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:45
[upbeat music] Oh my God. Oh my God. Ooh. Plus my hair's still wet. Uh, it'll be drier by the end of the episode.
Kristen Schaal· Guest0:55
It does look good though.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:56
Thank you.
Kristen Schaal· Guest0:57
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host0:57
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Kristen Schaal· Guest0:58
Right? Does it look good- Thank you ... or is it o- is it askew?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:00
I mean, I have- Is it askew? It's, it might be- Tracy, look at me Look right in the ca- [laughs] Honestly.
Kristen Schaal· Guest1:05
We're rolling. Right?
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:06
Oh, it is a little. Hold on, babe.
Kristen Schaal· Guest1:06
It's a little askew. A little askew. Look into the camera. It's like...
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:10
Oh, I'm, I'm taking, I'm looking at, am what I'm...
Kristen Schaal· Guest1:13
[laughs] Just pull it down on the right- Oh, yeah, yeah ... a little bit. 'Cause if I don't fix this, then you won't air my episode. [laughs] That is so true.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:21
That is true.
Kristen Schaal· Guest1:22
It's based off the hair. It's like when you take a picture with someone and- Yeah ... and you never see it again- Oh, no ... 'cause they looked bad, even- Is it, is it, is that it? Yes.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:29
Okay.
Kristen Schaal· Guest1:29
Yes.
Katya Zamolodchikova· Host1:29
Great. Great.