Ketchup Vs. Mustard
5/27/202653 min
Today, Josh and Nicole tackle the most iconic condiment rivalry of all time: KETCHUP VS. MUSTARD
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First 90 secondsJosh Scherer· Host0:00
Which condiment cuts the mustard?
Nicole Enayati· Host0:01
And which one just can't catch up?
Josh Scherer· Host0:04
They're puns, you schmuck.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:05
This is A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich.
Josh Scherer· Host0:08
This is A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:09
Ketchup is a smoothie.
Josh Scherer· Host0:11
Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what?
Nicole Enayati· Host0:13
That makes no sense.
Josh Scherer· Host0:14
A hot dog is a sandwich.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:15
A hot dog is a sandwich. [laughs] [laughs] What?
Josh Scherer· Host0:19
Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich, the show where we break down the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host, Josh Scherer.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:26
And I'm your host, Nicole Enayati.
Josh Scherer· Host0:28
And I owe everybody an apology because I, I collectively called you schmucks for in theory not understanding the very simple puns that are made even more obvious by our costumes. Nicole, who are you wearing?
Nicole Enayati· Host0:39
I am wearing Yellow Mustard by Yellow Mustard. Let me just, let me just do a little 360- Now you got...
Josh Scherer· Host0:45
Did you just reach out to Yellow Mustard to do this dress and they did? Because that's incredible, 'cause people said- So I'm actually- 'Cause people said, Nicole ...
Nicole Enayati· Host0:52
representing their resort collection for 2026.
Josh Scherer· Host0:55
Oh, okay. Now I see.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:56
And you will be seeing the ads in Vogue.
Josh Scherer· Host0:58
You got in through the agency. Okay.
Nicole Enayati· Host0:59
Yes, I got in through the agency. Um- Okay, okay.
Josh Scherer· Host1:01
That's smart. That's smart ...
Nicole Enayati· Host1:02
and, and who are you- You gotta go through the agency ... and Josh, who are you wearing tonight?
Josh Scherer· Host1:05
Well, I'm glad you asked. So I'm wearing Tomato- 360? I'm wearing Tomato- Give us a little 360 please. Okay.
Nicole Enayati· Host1:09
[laughs] Come on, get up ...
Josh Scherer· Host1:10
I don't have a lot of room. [laughs] I'm wearing Tomato Ketchup by a little, um, by a little, uh, German designer called Heinz. [laughs] Do you know Heinz?
Nicole Enayati· Host1:25
I've heard of them.
Josh Scherer· Host1:26
Yeah, yeah.
Nicole Enayati· Host1:26
I don't think they're sponsored though. It doesn't look like you have any, um- No, so this is- ... logos