Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell
7/15/20261 hr
It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!
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Chapters;
00:00 Haircuts
01:39 Katana disaster
09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig
12:14 Pink wedding
17:12 Child labour
25:23 Bald issues
28:42 saved by the wig
33:46 how much Irish is too much?
40:30 middle class cut
46:54 ...what time is it?
47:45 Adam gets his wig cut
52:57 a final word with Paddy Young
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First 90 secondsPaddy Young· Host0:12
hello everyone hello welcome to another episode of paddy will help i'm always here to solve your problems and get through this together uh this week we're talking haircuts and as always i'm joined by my friend sam campbell thank you so much of course for having me but not as always as always just a guest for this episode and also A Patreon. Some in the past, some in the future. A Patreon episode. Exclusively Sam Campbell.
Sam Campbell· Guest0:40
I've had a haircut. You had a haircut on the Patreon. For the Patreon, a man called Solomon. How did you find it? I said, give me the evil lesbian.
Paddy Young· Host0:47
And this is the hair. Lovely little thing here. Is that going to be all your other previous haircuts?
Sam Campbell· Guest0:56
Yeah, yeah. They live together. It might, like one of the other haircuts will be jealous of it at first. Yeah. But then slowly they'll bond.
Paddy Young· Host1:05
It will kind of be sweet because as you get older, the hairs, the little things we'll get will get smaller and greyer.
Sam Campbell· Guest1:12
Greyer and smaller and whiter and more, yeah. That's interesting. People should keep every hack. This is a good idea, actually. I think it is a good idea.
Paddy Young· Host1:19
Wow. What would you store it in? What would I...
Sam Campbell· Guest1:22
Oh, I think in... I'd put them in the freezer.
Paddy Young· Host1:25
Yeah? In a Tupperware or just like as they are?
Sam Campbell· Guest1:28
I think freezers...